Say it ain't so David, say it ain't so   I don't read the paper very often. When I do I never look at the section where the marriage licenses are printed. One cold day in March though something came over me. I was magically drawn to that section. What I found there turned my life upside-down. I warn you, if you have a weak heart turn back now. Otherwise click the image on the right here and learn what may be the most shocking news ever. Remember though, once you see it, you can never go back. Never!

Here is a list of everyone I know
who is still in love with David Henry
and will be forever, no matter what...

Will Allender
Cory Ament
Amanda Bachman
Tom Baker
Mike Barker aka Grant
Jacob Barney aka Raoul
Amanda Barton
Chris Beiting
Bobby Berry aka Hercules
Nina Bieliauskas
Jeff Blank aka JB
Joe Bolton aka Walnut
Andy Brenner
Amy Bresciami
Annie Brickler
Bobby Brogan aka Bert
Chrissy Brown
Andrew Buten
Lily Buten
Be Buten
Jarrod Buten
Kelly Buten
Kristine Buten
Troy Buten
Jennifer Carles
Michael Casagrande aka Big House
Jeremy Chisenhall aka Chinsey
Dave Clark
Eric Cline
Amy Combs
Aubrey Cooke
Megan Cottrell
Michelle Cottrell
Mikey Cottrell
David Cox aka Dixon
Casey Crostwaite aka Dink
Janet Davidson
Kris DeMoss
Julie Donan aka Bean
Chris Dunkle aka Slam Dunkle
Chris Emmick aka FMB
John Enzweiler
Greg Estep
Lori Frank
Nancy Frank
Dan Gall
Marc Gallagher
Garry Gampfer
Joe Gebelt aka HadABelt
Monica Gettys
Kevin Gray
Steve Haddix
Hans Hagen
Camille Hailes aka Camille the Eel
Kris Hall aka Kris-t
Tandy Hamilton
Clint Hannah
Laura Hannah
Rich Harkins aka Turbo D
Chris Hatfield aka Gwedo
Dave Henkenberns
Ryan Henry aka R-Hen
Dan Hess
Robert Holland aka Insane Guy
Stephen Hood
Rebecca Hughes
Andria Humpert
Nathan Iles aka Funk
Jenny Jackson aka Jenny the Penny
Desmond Johnson
Justin Johnson aka Pill Bug
Melanie Johnson aka Pill Bug
Kelly Jones
Dave Kaal
Megan Klaas aka Evil Megan
Melanie Kern
Pat Kessell aka Phat
Katie King aka JoMomma
Scott Kremer aka Scott the Dot
Jason Kumpf
Jennifer Macht
Steve Mallery
Christopher Manker aka Little Mann
Aaron Marasco
Steve Marcy
Kalonji Martin
Chris McCormick
Ed McCullough
Scott Merrick
Matt Miller
Mike Miller
Suzy Miller aka Freaky Lookin' Chick
Tommy Minton
Becky Moeggenberg
Anthony Moermond aka Antny
Eric Moody
Ben Moore
Jason Muench
John Muench
Allen Norris
Steve Oldiges
Elisabeth Ogrin
Kelly Peet
Kim Peet
Josh Perkins
Meghan Perkins
Darryl Porter
Mark Pronovici
Andrew Racke
Andy Record aka A-Rec
Brad Roether aka Beakum
Tom Rokita
Tommy Rowland aka Rocket
Jose Ruiz
Dan Saxby
Heath Scheiman
Will Schermer
Lisa Scully
Chris Short aka Elfin
Annie Shumaker
Leonard Shumaker
Leslie Shumaker
Stacey Shultz
Chris Sidner aka Chris from Holmes
Brian Sisk aka Siskobober
Emily Spencer
Jeff Spitler
Spencer Stanton aka Spunky
Matt Summers aka Soil
Phillip Tarvin aka Chimp in a Space Helmet
Jon Thornberry aka Paul Peterson
David Tipton
Jeff Trapp
Kevin Trent
Donna Trivett
Janelle Turner
Helen Vank
Sara Vank
Heath Williams aka Heath-t
Steve Williams
Chris Willig
Dave Wilson

...if you really love David Henry and see
your name missing from this list please inform
me immediately. It is very important this list
stay accurate.