Joe Bug's Journal

After sending the first group of the ladies packing I didn't really have anything to do. Bobby and I hung out a while but none of the girls came over. I think they are too much in awe of me. They need to stop worshiping me and start sleeping with me.

The next day was the first group date. Ashley, Sarah, Trista, and I all took an airplane to Hawaii. This confused the Hell out of me because I thought we were already on Hawaii. Anyway we went to some volcano park. At first I was excited thinking this volcano park was an amusement park. It was actually just this place where you hike a lot. I hate hiking. So they tell us we are going to be seeing live volcanoes. Instead we just hiked on this black rock stuff. It was hotter than Hell but I never saw any flowing lava. It was a pretty crappy date. Nothing I would have set up had they put me in charge. We should have just all sat naked in a hot tub, now that would be a date.

The only good part of the first date was on the airplane. I thought it'd be cool to have sex in one of the airplane bathrooms. I figured Ashley would be interested in joining me based on a conversation we had at the first party. I was right and she seemed to be up for it. Unlucky for me though, the airplane we were on had the smallest little bathrooms in the world. So Ashley and I were trying to squeeze in there and we couldn't fit. I looked like a jackass. It was still cool though. Even though we didn't hit it I still think it counts as joining the mile-high club.

When we got back to Hawaii, I met up with Britney, Bea, and Meghan. We all headed over to a dinner and dance show. This was also on Hawaii but we didn't need a plane this time for some reason. This dinner and dance show was both great and horrible at the same time. They had an open bar, which was great. I hit that thing early and often. The bad part was after they got us all wasted they started this show with all these hot girls shaking their hips. Problem was the girls weren't stripping. Now I've been to a lot of nudie bars and I know how these things are supposed to work. Anyway I had enough drinks by this time that I don't really remember what happened next.

Next thing I remember is I'm back in the guesthouse and it's the next day. I'm told to get ready to go on a date with the remaining girls. The date was something about biking up a mountain. I was really hung over and had no desire to ride a bike so I passed.

Later that day when I was feeling better, Bobby came over and we discussed that nights rose ceremony. I figured I should keep the girls around whose date I skipped out on. That left six I had to pick from. I kept Ashley because I was certain if I kept her around long enough I'd score. I also kept Sarah and Meghan because they were hot. That meant I had to get rid of Bea, Britney, and Trista. I didn't mind losing Bea because she was ancient. Trista seemed almost too easy to hook up with and I need at least some challenge to be interested. Britney was hard to cut loose but in the end she just seemed a little too immature for me.