Joe Bug's Journal
I've been on two more dates. These dates were all day dates. Again they were with three girls at a time. I like being out with three different hot women. I can tell all the other guys are pretty jealous. Only problem is it is hard to make a move on one of the girls without making the other two jealous.
The first group date had Elisabeth, Kelly, Sarah, and I all flying over to Hawaii to hike some more. I told the powers that be that I was tired of hiking and threatened not to go. They told me though that if I continued to be a good Joe Bug and go on the dates they'd hook me up with a hot tub date. I couldn't say no to that so I went along.
They told us we'd be hiking up to some crater. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a crater supposed to be a hole. This crater was a freakin' mountain. The hike was straight up. Plus this is Hawaii where it's a million degrees at all times. There was a little mishap involving a tunnel on the way up but I'd like to just forget that part of the date.
After the hike from Hell we had dinner. It was pretty good. I ordered the swordfish but just got regular fish. Maybe they figured giving customers a sword was a bad idea or something. They should change the menu eitherway. Dinner made me sleepy and I slept on the plane ride back. None of the girls came back with me to the guesthouse again. I am beginning to think they've signed some sort of pact to keep each other from getting an advantage. It's really ticking me off.
The next day I had another group date. This date was awesome. We again had to fly over to Hawaii. I complained most the time because I was getting tired of flying so much. I mean how big is Hawaii that we have to keep getting on planes and flying to the place we just left? Anyway the first thing we did was some sort of swimming with the fishes. That was lame but the girls, Ashley, Heidi, and Meghan, all had on these hot bathing suits. That was great.
After the swimming we went surfing. This was the highlight of the trip to date. Ashley lost the top of her bathing suit and surfed topless the whole time. It was incredible to watch ... edited for content ... all over the inside of my underpants.
After surfing we went to dinner. I ordered one of everything on the menu. I figured since I wasn't paying for it I might as well go crazy. Then after dinner we went back. The girls kept their pact and returned to the guesthouse alone.
The next day I had to kick off two more of the girls. I got rid of Heidi and Elisabeth. They were both hot but to date neither had made any attempt to make out with me. Oh well, here's to Ashley and her nakedness.