Joe Bug's Journal
Well it's all over. I've chosen Meghan to be my wife. Hell we've already had sex now ten times. I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't already a Joe Bug Junior in the oven. She was a pretty good choice if I do say so myself. I look forward to the many more nights of married lovemaking we will experience together. At least until I get tired of her and start having affairs. I guess I should go over how I got to this point. First I had two final dates, one with my Meghan and one with Sarah.
First I went out with Sarah. We took a helicopter out to a yacht. The yacht was cool but I would have preferred a houseboat. Sarah had never been on a houseboat before which made me question her character a little. Who hasn't been on a houseboat? Hell I was conceived on a houseboat. Anyway, we made out a little on the yacht but didn't go all the way. Had we gone all the way I think Sarah could have won this thing. Oh well, her mistake. Enough about that loser.
The next day I went on my final date with Meghan. We went horseback riding. I hate horseback riding. However with Meghan it wasn't too bad. This date was probably the most interesting of them all. We rode out and had a picnic. After the picnic I got tired and started to fall asleep. Before I did though I noticed Meghan getting on her horse and riding off. I decided to follow her. She headed back to the stables where we got the horses. There I saw her meet up with the stable boy and the two slipped into one of the stables. I was going to go in for a closer look but thought it was too risky so I returned to the picnic area and decided to sleep after all. Meghan must have returned at some time because she was there when I woke up. I knew she had probably been banging the stable boy so I asked her several questions. She flat out lied to my face and that's when I knew she was the one, a girl after my own heart.
After the dates I was told to choose whom I wanted to marry. Then I was told I would also be getting a million dollars as well as a bride. Can't get much better than that. Then the producers and that asshole Bobby tried some stunt of bringing Ashley back. She mouthed off a bit and I sent her packing again. She was such a whore. Then I selected Meghan to be my wife. I knew she was happy because as soon I picked her she started crying. Sarah was pretty upset but I'll probably be looking her up for my first affair after I get tired with Meghan so she shouldn't worry.
Meghan and I haven't discussed yet how we are going to spend the million dollars. We don't actually have it yet anyway. They said we have to stay married a whole year first. They told me it was for my protection so that Meghan wouldn't leave me as soon as the show was over. As if? That girl loves me more than she's ever loved anyone.