Meet Joe Bug

Joe Bug's childhood wasn't that interesting. His early adulthood really hasn't been anything to write home about either. Actually the producers were at a loss how to build up their bachelor so they asked Joe Bug to do it himself. This is what he came up with:

Hero, Lover, Legend? Maybe not. Human size pillbug? Most definitely. Joe Bug (real name Pill Bug) is one the more popular American icons of the 21st Century. His misadventures though the land of laziness set off a craze unparalleled even by that of Janet Jackson's right breast. Bugmania, as it was known, swept through the world literally overnight and Joe Bug went from a nothing to a superstar. Now Joe Bug can be seen in movies, on television, in print, online and this summer his new comedy album Joe Bug Naked will be released worldwide. Pre-sales of this album have made it already the number one selling comedy album ever. Joe Bug's appeal comes in his uncanny ability to relate to the common man. His ability to use profanity, belch, and pass gas at will allows him to perform at a level unmatched in the history of the civilized world. Joe Bug is an American Hero.

After reading the above, the producers decided that was enough. If that paragraph doesn't give you any insight as to who the real Joe Bug is, nothing will. Hope the bachelorettes are ready!