Week 10

Work It Girlfriend
  Meghan had successfully gotten both Stephen and Demoss to vote with her to remove Desmond from the island. Now it was time to work on her next target. "Hey sweetheart." said Meghan.
  "Oh Meghan, my love!" said Stephen. "I have been missing you something fierce. How come you love me but spend so much time with Demoss in the woods?"
  "Um, well Demoss is upset over Gwedo's death and I have to comfort him a lot." said Meghan. "I love you though."
  "I know you do!" said Stephen.
  "Anyway," said Meghan. "I had to tell you what Demoss told me. It seems Bert has contacted him about forming an alliance against us."
  "You are kidding!" said Stephen. "Against us?"
  "Yes, we have to do something." said Meghan
  "What can we do?" said Stephen.
  "Well I will go talk to Demoss but I think if all three of us vote for Bert then we can get rid of him and end this threat." said Meghan.
  "If you think that is what we should do love." said Stephen.
  "It is. Now I gotta go in the woods and .. er um .. talk with Demoss." said Meghan.

Dead Man Walking
  In a clever ploy to trick Bert, Demoss strapped Gwedo's dead body the back of his. Then we walked backwards so it appeared as if Gwedo was walking. Since his face was now half eaten off by maggots it appeared as if it was in fact the night of the living dead. "Arghhh!!!" said Demoss pretending to be Gwedo.
  "What in the?" said Bert.
  "I'm going to eat your brain." pretended Demoss.
  "Gwedo?" said Bert. "Is that you? Are you still alive?"
  "Who killed me?" faked Demoss.
  "It was Jacob." said Bert. "Don't worry though we voted him off."
  "You must let Demoss win!" said Demoss as Gwedo.
  "Why?" said Bert.
  "Cause he is cool." faked Demoss. "Oh and cause it is his destiny!"
  "Okay, if you say so Gwedo." said Bert.
  "YES! I mean, good." pretended Demoss. "I must be going now."
  Demoss then walked backwards some more until he was out of view and removed the Gwedo corpse from his back. He brushed a few maggots out of his hair and went off to meet Meghan in the woods.

Kristine's Reflections
"I think Bobopolis Survivor has been awesome so far. We have only had one contestant killed and only one go missing. The games, with exception to the Midnight Madness one, have gone really well too. I think the remaining four alive contestants are all going to do what it takes to be the last standing so it should provide with some real interesting action. I was actually suppose to be one of the contestants you know. I had to forfeit though because the producers thought I had an unfair advantage because I am so cute. At first I was a little upset but I got over it when I learned as host I could eat all the circus peanuts I wanted. Originally there were going to have this guy named Phillip the Chimp host. He ran off into the woods though and started mating with a local monkey so a replacement was needed. That is where I came in. A lot of the people in the AOL chat rooms ask what I do when I am not hosting games on the island. The answer to that is simple. I am usually playing Roller Coaster Tycoon. That game is awesome."

Scavengers
  The second day of the week brought Kristine with a new weekly challenge. "Hello everyone." said Kristine. "This week's challenge has a theme. I am sure you have all seen the vultures picking at Gwedo. Well vultures are scavengers and today we are going to have a scavenger hunt."
  "I always kick a*s at scavenger hunts." said Stephen.
  "This winner of this week's challenge will get some hard core porn." said Krisine. "There are five things on my list. Whoever can find the most of these items in an hour wins. If multiple people find all five then the first one back wins. Here are the five items: a maggot, one of Mark's empty beer cans, a fish, a bone, and Chiz."
  "In the bag." said Bert.
  "Okay everyone." said Kristine. "Begin."
  The first thing everyone did was run over to Gwedo and remove a few maggots from his head so they would all get the first item on the list. Bert had remembered where Julie buried her dog so he went to dig it up and look for bones. Demoss went into the ocean to retrieve a fish. Stephen knew where some of Mark's empty beer cans were because Mark use to throw them at Stephen. Meghan decided to look for Chiz. After an hour's time everyone's findings were calculated. Meghan and Gwedo had only found maggots. Stephen found maggots and beer cans. Bert found maggots and a bone. Demoss had maggots, a fish, and the bones inside the fish so he won with three items and was rewarded the porn which he retired to the woods to watch alone.

Friends or Lovers
  "Enjoy your porn Demoss?" asked Meghan.
  "It was pretty sweet." said Demoss. "There was this one scene with these two chicks and this dude where.."
  "Anyway, I was talking to Stephen." interrupted Meghan. "He says that Bert talked to him about forming an alliance against you and I."
  "You are kidding?" said Demoss. "Bert is the last person I would suspect of something like that."
  "Well it is always the person who you least expect." said Meghan.
  "Did Stephen join him?" said Demoss.
  "No, he told me he would vote against Bert if we did so we could get rid of his bad influence." said Meghan.
  "Okay, I can vote for Bert." said Demoss.
  "Excellent." said Meghan.
  "That porn got me a little hot under the collar." said Demoss. "Wanna go back into the woods?"
  "Okay" said Meghan.

Night of the Living Gwedo
  "Hey Stephen." said Bert.
  "Yeah Bert." said Stephen.
  "Can I tell you a secret?" said Bert.
  "Bert I am not going to join your alliance!" said Stephen.
  "Alliance?" said Bert. "I don't have an alliance."
  "Really?" said Stephen. "Oh, then yeah tell me your secret."
  "I think Gwedo isn't really dead." said Bert.
  "Uh, I think he is." said Stephen. "He smells and is rotting. Alive people don't usually do that. Well some smell but.."
  "Gwedo was walking and talking yesterday." interrupted Bert.
  "No way." said Stephen. "What did he say."
  "He said he was going to eat my brain and that I should let Demoss win Survivor." said Bert.
  "Why should Demoss win?" said Stephen.
  "Well Gwedo said it was his destiny." said Bert.
  "That sucks." said Stephen. "I wanted to win."
  "I know." said Bert. "So did I."

Aaron's Return
  "Hey everybody!" said Aaron.
  "Aaron?" said Bert. "What in the world are you doing here?"
  "I'm back." said Aaron. "They let me back on the island. They said I since I was such a popular character I get a second chance."
  "Really?" said Demoss. "That is pretty cool. It will be nice to have a new face around here."
  "Yeah, however for me to be here one of you have to leave." said Aaron.
  "Which one of us?" said Stephen.
  "Well that is up to you guys to decide." said Aaron.
  "What if none of us want to leave?" said Meghan.
  "Then I have to go again." said Aaron. "Though I didn't think it would be a problem. I mean crise let's just kick off Gwedo since he is dead."
  "We can't kick off Gwedo." said Stephen. "It wouldn't be fair."
  "What?" said Aaron. "This sucks. I wanna be back on the island. I didn't get to stay very long the first time."
  "Sorry dude, none of us are ready to give up yet." said Demoss.
  "D*mmit!" said Aaron. "I guess I'll go back to work then. Oh, by the way, any of you want any O'Reilly books?"
  "Yeah," said Stephen. "Get me a Linux one."
  "Okay, well talk to you guys later." said Aaron as he left the island for the second time.

Threesome
  "Hey Demoss can I talk to you?" said Stephen.
  "Sure Stephen, what's up." said Demoss.
  "I am a little confused." said Stephen. "Meghan told me that Bert tried to get you to join an alliance but Bert says he doesn't know anything about an alliance."
  "You are kidding me?" said Demoss. "Meghan told me that Bert had talked to you about an alliance."
  "I am sure this must just be some sort of misunderstanding." said Stephen. "Meghan would never lie to me, she loves me."
  "She what?" said Demoss. "If she loves you then why does she go back into the woods with me so much?"
  "You guys just talk back there." said Stephen.
  "Like Hell we do." said Demoss. "There is no talking involved."
  "That b*tch!" said Stephen. "She has just been using me to get me to vote for who she wanted off the island."
  "You weren't the only one she was using." said Demoss.
  "At least you were getting some." said Stephen. "She has been telling me she is too tired, now I know why."
  "She is going to pay for messing with Demoss." said Demoss.
  "I am so heart broken." said Stephen. "and mad!"

The Vote
  On the third day came the tenth vote. This would be an important vote because after this vote there would be only four people left. Why is four a significant number? It isn't but it is less than five. Here are a few survivors telling who they voted for and why.
Bert: I voted for Gwedo. He is still dead so I am going to vote for him again cause I think he would be happier in a cemetery or someplace.
Meghan: I voted for Bert. He is my biggest competition as I figure it so I need to get rid of him now.
Stephen: I voted for Meghan. She lied to me and used me. I thought she loved me. I am such a fool.
Demoss: I voted for Meghan. She is a cheat and a liar and deserves to be banished.
  And with that vote, Meghan was removed from the island. For complete voting results see the voting page. See you again next week.