Week 3

Midnight Confessions
  "Hey Gwedo." said Demoss.
  "Yeah dude?" returned Gwedo.
  "Guess what I've been doing all day?" asked Demoss.
  "Spinning?" guessed Gwedo.
  "What?" said Demoss. "No, what the Hell kinda guess is that?"
  "I dunno," returned Gwedo, "I had no clue whatsoever so I thought I would just wing it."
  "Well don't wing it anymore." said Demoss. "Anyway, Meghan invited me back into the woods cause she wanted to show me something. You won't believe what she showed me."
  "Her womanly parts?" said Gwedo.
  "No dude," said Demoss, "what kinda guy do you think I am? You think I am some sort of man slut or something? No she found some wild marijuana growing."
  "Really?" said Gwedo.
  "Yeah." said Demoss, "so we just laid back in the woods and smoked all afternoon. I am still buzzing."
  "You know drugs aren't healthy." said Gwedo.
  "Really?" said Demoss, "I'll keep that in mind."

Missing In Action
  As the second day of the third week started there was a noticeable void at the survivor's camp. "Hey, has anyone seen Chiz?" asked JB.
  "Come to think of it," began Julie, "I haven't seen him since yesterday when we split up."
  "Split up?" started Todd.
  "Yeah, Chiz wanted to go deeper into the woods but Jacob and I didn't think it was safe so he went alone."
  "So you are saying, yesterday, Chiz went deep into the woods by himself and no one has seen him since." said Todd.
  "Pretty much." said Julie.
  "Well I am going to go look for him." said Todd. Bert and Gwedo also agreed to help look for Chiz and that morning the three of them set off deep into the woods in search of the Chiz.

Meghan's Reflections
"I am really having a kick ass time here. I have to start by saying that. So listen to this, the other day while I was looking for food I ran across this patch of wild weed. Well who knows how wild it is, but it is there none-the-less. Anyway, I have kind of had a thing for Demoss but he has been very unreceptive. I am trying to get to know him better but every time I start asking him questions he just starts singing this 'Come on be my baby tonight' song and then he says that should answer all my questions. I don't know what he is talking about. He says the answers are in the flow of the song. Anyway, I am getting off track here, what I was getting at is I though maybe if I could get Demoss buzzing on the pot then he would open up more to me. It didn't work at all though. I think I might start trying to get with Stephen instead. I notice every time I walk by him he looks at my buttock. Demoss doesn't even seem to know I am a woman. Oh well, his loss. One more thing, that Chiz guy is still missing. He is a weirdo, he is probably just hiding and trying to trick us or something. I try not to think about it."

The Messanger
  During the afternoon of the second day of the week, the survivors got an unexpected visitor. "Hello," said the visitor, "my name is Kristine."
  "Hello Kristine." said Stephen. "Um, like who are you?"
  "I am your new host. Due to the lack luster ratings of the first two weeks of this show, we've decided to spice things up a bit." returned Kristine.
  "You are going to add some naked women to the island?" asked Mark.
  "No, starting next week, we are going to start having reward challenges. Each week you will all compete in one competition and the winner will get a reward." said Kristine.
  "Cool." said JB. "So are you joining us here now on the island?"
  "Hell No, I am going to be staying in a five star hotel and be flown in for the challenges." said Kristine. "Well see you next week."
  And with that Kristine left the island. The survivors were all excited now though, next week one of them would be getting a surprise.

Bed Hopping
  For the first seven nights on the island (for those of you who are still having trouble with the island calendar that is two weeks and one day) everyone had pretty much slept in the same position in the shelter. The eighth night was different. This night Meghan decided she wanted to take Julie's normal sleeping spot next to Stephen. "What are you doing?" asked Julie.
  "I wanna sleep by Stephen." said Meghan.
  "Sorry sister, I am sleeping by Stephen. You can sleep on the other side of him." returned Julie.
  "No Gwedo is sleeping there and he won't move either." said Meghan.
  "I thought you liked sleeping over there next to Demoss anyway." said Julie.
  "No, Demoss is getting on my nerves I don't wanna sleep by him anymore." said Meghan.
  "Go sleep by Desmond." said Julie.
  "No, I heard Bert complaining the other day that Desmond sleeps with his knife and if you get too close to him he pokes you with it." said Meghan.
  "I don't know what to tell you." said Julie. "I am sleeping by Stephen. He is always so warm and cuddly."
  "Fine." said Meghan as she returned to her normal position between Demoss and Mark.

Get Out of My Grill
  Not everyone on the island had become the best of friends. One prime example of that was the morning of the third day. Stephen was trying to do his morning jumping jacks and kept jumping into Mark who was enjoying one of his remaining beers. "Quit falling into me jackass." said Mark.
  "Don't want to be hit, get out of the way." returned Stephen.
  "I only got a few of these beers left and I want to drink them, not wear them." said Mark.
  "All you do is sit around, drink beer, and b*tch." said Stephen.
  "F*ck You!" barked Mark. "You spent the first two weeks here standing over there looking out at the water while we all worked our asses off."
  "I was look-out." said Stephen.
  "What the Hell do we need a look-out for." said Mark. "That Aaron was so ass backwards."
  "Hey," said Stephen, "I was just playing along. I didn't ask to be look-out. Honestly I didn't even know what I was looking for."
  "Ah go to Hell." said Mark as he finished his beer, burped, and walked away.

JB Goes Hunting
  The big day of the vote was here and everyone was getting nervous. JB was so nervous that he slipped back into the woods and dug up the last bag of WOW Chips he had. He had told everyone they were all gone but he had hidden one deep in the Earth in case of an emergency. While JB was in the woods gobbling down his chips a monkey came by and JB gave him a chip. The monkey ate the chip and immediately died. JB has an idea. He laid several chimps on the ground and hid in the bushes. Monkeys slowly came out of the scrub and started to the eat the chips. As they did they all started dying. JB gathered up all the dead monkeys and took them back to camp. Everyone ate a good lunch and had happy stomachs as they went off to vote out the third person.

The Vote
  The third vote was the closest vote to date. There was no clear cut favorite as to who would be voted off which made everyone very nervous. Here are a few survivors telling who they voted for and why.
Stephen: I voted for Mark. He is a jerk and he is really getting on my nerves.
Meghan: I voted for Demoss. If he isn't interested in getting with me then I am not interested in having to look at him anymore.
Bert: I voted for Jacob. He is shifty and I think he is up to something. He cannot be trusted.
Desmond: I voted for Chiz. He disappeared about two days ago so I thought he would be an easy target.
JB: I voted for Chiz. He is really a nice guy but that whole disappearing thing is what is making me pick him.
Demoss: I voted for Chiz. I have a rule, you disappear, you get a vote. Sorry Chiz.
  And with that vote, Chiz was removed from the island. Well, he will be at least once he turns up. For complete voting results see the results page. See you again next week.