Week 4

Cool as Ice
  One common feeling on the island was that no one was cooler than Todd. Most the people on the island thought he was so cool that they called him Cool Moby instead of Todd. "Hey Cool Moby." said Bert.
  "Hey Bert." said Todd. "What's up?"
  "I was thinking about creating some electricity." said Bert.
  "Aren't you married B-man?" asked Todd.
  "Not that type of electricity." said Bert. "I have been working and I made a rough looking generator that runs on power generated by peddling my bike. The faster you peddle, the stronger the current."
  "D*mn!" said Todd. "You are amazing. Who is going to peddle this bike though? We got some real lazy slobs around here."
  "Oh I will do it." said Bert. "I love riding my bike. Of course I like when it goes somewhere but, Hell, if I know I am providing you guys a service I am all for it."
  "That is sweet." said Todd.
  "Thanks Cool Moby." said Bert. "I am going to go run around the island a few times now for exercise."

Ladies Man
  Ever since Meghan had decided she was getting no where with Demoss she decided to try to win over the affections of Stephen. The thing was Julie has been eyeing Stephen since day one. With the only two women on the island now seemly fighting over him, Stephen didn't know what to do. "Hi Stephen." said Meghan.
  "Hi Meghan." said Stephen.
  "I haven't seen you much today." said Meghan, "where have you been?"
  "I was back in the woods with Julie." said Stephen.
  "Really?" asked Meghan. "Doing what?"
  "I am gentleman and don't discuss such things." said Stephen.
  "Think you can show me?" said Meghan.
  "Hell Yes!" said Stephen.
  "Let's go then." said Meghan.

Stephen's Reflections
"I don't know where to begin. When I came here I thought maybe there would be a few nice girls that I could get to know and maybe hook up with eventually but this is nothing like I would have ever dreamed of. This afternoon Julie and I went off together and, well you know, then I came back and no sooner than I did then I was back in the woods with Meghan. I don't know what is going on. Maybe they were having some sort of contest or something. Who knows. Who cares? I am loving it. What I am not loving is Mark. He has been super mean to me since we got here. I don't understand him at all. I never did anything to him, he is just mean. I like most the people here. JB and Jacob aren't very nice though come to think of it. I like Gwedo, he is nice, though he hugs too much. Bert is like a superman always exercising and such. Cool Moby is really nice. I don't really ever talk to Demoss and Desmond is kind of creepy. Well that is my two sense. I think I am doing pretty good here. I have never gotten more than one vote to be kicked off and even though they don't tell us who voted for us I assume it was Mark. He is such a jerk."

The First Challenge
  The second day of the week brought with it Kristine's return and the first challege for the survivors. Each week from this point on there will be a challenge that all the survivors must compete in and the winner will receive some sort of prize. "Hello everyone!" said Kristine. "Today is the first challenge. You will all be playing for some Anime."
  "Anime!" said Stephen. "Man, I better win this contest."
  "Today's contest will be a Hungry Hippos tournament. There are five Hungry Hippos games set up over there. You will all be paired up and the winner of each round will move on. Since there are eleven of you, one person will get a bye."
  "You guys are all going down." said Mark. "I kick ass at Hungry Hippos."
  And the games began with that. Gwedo was awarded the first round bye and the five games were Demoss versus Mark, Stephen versus Jacob, Desmond versus Julie, Meghan versus Todd, and Bert versus JB. The winners of the second round then paired off and the winners of that round paired off, finally it came down to the final round between Mark and Todd. The two played for hours and finally when it was all said and done Todd was awarded the Anime.
  "You are so lucky Cool Moby." said Stephen.
  "Hey man," said Todd, "you can watch it with me. Hell anyone who wants can watch it with me."
  So everyone gathered around and enjoyed the Anime that Todd decided to share.

Bad Doggy
  Julie had originally come to the island with two dogs but since one of them disappeared she was always with the other one making sure it wouldn't disappear too. Though on the afternoon after the first challenge Julie slipped back into the woods with Stephen and her dog wandered off. The dog happened to wander over to where JB had hidden his last bag of WOW Chips that he had been using to kill monkeys. The dog found the bag and started eating the chips and fell dead too. When Julie returned to camp she realized her dog was missing and went looking for it. She found it about the same time JB did. "WHAT THE?" screamed Julie.
  "Your dog got into my WOW Chips." said JB.
  "Oh my God!" yelled Julie. "You killed my dog with your chips."
  "I didn't mean it." said JB.
  "You b*stard!" said Julie.
  Julie ran back to camp crying. Soon everyone found out what had happened. JB was now no longer able to bring in food and opinions of him started to sour.

Jacob Shmacob
  No can ever say Jacob wasn't a paranoid person. Having already last into the fourth week Jacob was beginning to surprise even himself. Going into this adventure, most of Jacob's friends said with his personality he would be the first to be voted off. However, here it was, the fourth week and Jacob was still around. Jacob decided though instead of testing his luck much more he would have to start taking measures to make sure he was around longer. Jacob has always prided himself on being evil and it was about time he started living up to his reputation. He decided his first target would be Stephen. Why should one guy get both the girls on the island. It just wasn't fair, and Stephen would pay.

Bert and Todd Discuss Others Again
  "Hey Bert." said Todd.
  "Cool Moby!" said Bert, "what's up?"
  "I was just over trying to cheer up Julie some." said Todd. "She is really beat up over her dog dying."
  "Yeah, I understand her position." said Bert. "Can you believe that JB though, he lied to us about being all out of WOW Chips, then he promises to keep supplying us with food and doesn't deliver. Now he accidentally kills Julie's dog."
  "Pretty lame man." said Todd. "Also I have noticed a lot of people here are getting lazy. I haven't seen Stephen raise a finger around here in a few weeks."
  "Yeah," said Bert, "the same with Meghan, she doesn't do anything either."
  "True, true," said Todd, "I have also noticed Demoss is acting really funny lately. He sneaks off into the woods and comes back giggling and acting wacked."
  "Oh well," said Bert, "I guess everyone isn't perfect."

Gwedo's Ghetto Of the Gods
  For the past few days Gwedo had been very busy working on a secret project on the other side of the island. He would only come back for meals and he came back for the challenge. Then on the morning of the third day of the week, Gwedo had a group follow him to the other side of the island where he showed them his creation. "My God, what is that?" said Mark.
  "This is a temple I have build." said Gwedo.
  "A temple," said Desmond, "like a place to worship God?"
  "Actually this temple isn't to worship God," said Gwedo, "it is to worship Chiz."
  "Um, Gwedo," said Desmond, "he disappeared into the woods and then we voted him off, remember?"
  "Yes I know," said Gwedo, "but now he has entered the afterlife and has taken control of our destinies through divine intervention."
  "Really?" said Mark. "How interesting."
  "Let us all go into the temple now and pray to Chiz." said Gwedo.
  "I'd like to." said Mark, "but I really haven't decided who to vote for today, so I need to go back and think about that."
  "Me too," said Desmond.
  "With them everyone other than Gwedo headed back to the camp to think about who they would be voting off this week."

The Vote
  By the end of the fourth week, voting had become second nature. It wasn't as big a deal as it had been in previous weeks. Everyone knew someone would be leaving. No one ever thought it would be them. Here are a few survivors telling who they voted for and why.
Gwedo: I voted for Julie. I am sorry her dog died but the constant crying and whining are getting annoying. She should be happy. Her dogs are in a better place now, with Chiz.
Mark: I voted for Stephen. He doesn't do any work around here. He is always in my way. Plus there is something about him I just don't like at all.
Todd: I voted for JB. When he was getting the food he bragged a lot and was always talking about he was so much better than us since he could get food. Well now he isn't getting food and he isn't as great as he thinks.
Julie: I voted for JB. He killed my dog.
Meghan: I voted for JB. He has been very mean to everyone. He is a snob. Oh yeah, and he killed Julie's dog and made he all whiny and annoying.
  And with that vote, JB was removed from the island, kicking and screaming. For complete voting results see the results page. See you again next week.