Week 7

Spoils to the Victors
  As people were still amazing over Julie's removal the alliance was also meeting. "Ha Ha Ha, it worked perfectly." said Jacob. "Did you see the look on Julie's face when her name was read to be voted off. She had no idea. I cannot wait to see that same look on Stephen's face this week."
  "It was awesome." said Meghan. "We are unstoppable."
  "I must admit that at first joining the likes of you too oddballs wasn't really something I had in mind." began Desmond. "It looks though like it might just work out."
  "Of course it will work out." said Jacob. "This week Stephen, then Bert, then Demoss, then Todd, we are all powerful!"
  "I am a little worried about Gwedo though," said Meghan. "He seems a bit shaky."
  "Gwedo won't f*ck this up." said Jacob. "or I will kill him! I want those d*mn circus peanuts!"
  "Okay we ought to blend back in with the others so nothing is suspected." said Desmond. "Better yet lets not meet anymore this week, the vote is Stephen, and meet here again next week. Break!"

The Man in The Purple Britches
  "Man," began Demoss, "I am hammered!"
  "What?" said Todd.
  "I am all over the place." said Demoss. "I just passed by a monkey in the woods and I could have sworn it started talking to me."
  "Oh my, really?" said Todd. "Have you seen the guy in the purple britches too?"
  "Who?" said Demoss.
  "This man in purple britches who runs around here on this island." said Todd. "You know when he is coming because you can hear the soft sounds of the Nutcracker."
  "D*mmit Cool Moby!" said Demoss, "Did you find my weed patch and start lightin' up too?"
  "No, why?" said Todd.
  "Well I don't see sh*t unless I am high," said Demoss. "so if you are seeing some purple pants dude you must be too."
  "Nope, I'm not high." said Todd. "I think there is something wrong with me."
  "Sucks to be you." said Demoss.
  "Yeah, it kinda is starting to suck to be me." said Todd.

Todd's Reflections
"I have had a pretty good time here on this island. Well at least I had been having a good time until recently. I have started to feel really weird lately. I don't know what brought it on but I am constantly dizzy. Not only that but I have started to see things. I always see this guy in purple britches running around. Also this morning I could have sworn this old general looking guy named Crinkleface chased me around with pitch fork. What on Earth could be wrong with me. Demoss thinks I am high. I don't know what the others are thinking. Lately I have tried more and more to keep to myself. The more I am around others the stranger I feel. I am starting to think maybe I am being punished for not attending regular Mormon services. If that is the case I need to get off this island so I can renew my faith. I am yet to throw in the towel but I think I am getting close. It is a shame though cause everyone seems to like me here and I think I have a great chance of winning. I don't know what to do. Wait, there he is! Look over there, it is the guy in the purple britches. Run to him. Run to him and kiss him like you've never kissed another man before!"

Midnight Madness
  On the second day of the week Kristine returned for another challenge. "Hello everyone!" said Kristine.
  "Hello Kristine." said Jacob, Bert, Gwedo, Demoss, Meghan, Stephen, Todd, and Desmond in unison.
  "I know you are all big fans of the movie Midnight Madness," began Kristine, "so today's challenge will be in the spirit of the great all nighter. You will all be given a clue that will lead you to some place on the island, there you will find another clue which will lead you somewhere new, and so on and so on. The winner will receive dinner at a fancy restaurant with Dan Gall."
  "Um, who is Dan Gall?" said Demoss.
  "He is this guy who talks really loud." said Desmond.
  "Okay the first clue is The sea is reversed, S.S. ITARI is mixed up and blind." said Kristine.
  "What?" said Jacob. "This is stupid. I don't even want to eat with Dan Gall, screw this."
  "Yeah, I'm out too." said Meghan.
  "What?" said Kristine. "Doesn't anyone want to play?"
  "I guess I will." said Stephen.
  Stephen was the only person who agreed to play and in turn after several hours of hunting down clues and solving them, he won a free dinner with Dan Gall to be redeemed after he left the island.

Love Reborn
  After watching Julie be voted off the island, Demoss was somewhat down. He had found someone who he was starting to care about. Then as quick as their relationship had begun, it ended leaving Demoss very vulnerable. A perfect opportunity as Meghan saw it. "Hey Demoss." said Meghan.
  "Oh hi Meghan." said Demoss.
  "You been enjoying that hemp patch I showed you?" asked Meghan.
  "Definetally." said Demoss. "It is one of the few things that have kept me strong on the island. If it wasn't for that I may have flipped out like Cool Moby or Gwedo a long time ago."
  "You seem a little down lately." said Meghan.
  "It is because Julie isn't here anymore." said Demoss. "We were just starting to connect."
  "There are other women on the island you know." said Meghan.
  "Yeah, you, but I don't like you." said Demoss.
  "How about you take a big drag of that pot you got in your hand and give me another look." said Meghan.
  "Okay." said Demoss. "Hey, you aren't too ... So Meghan, how you doing?"
  "I'm good." said Meghan. "I'd be even better if you joined be back in the woods."
  "Sure." said Demoss and with that a new romance on the island began.

Jacob's Latter
  "Desmond, you and I are friends right." said Jacob.
  "No." said Desmond.
  "I can trust you though to keep a secret, right?" said Jacob.
  "No." said Desmond.
  "Oh well I have a few things on my chest I wanna get off." said Jacob.
  "Okay, but don't take too long," said Desmond. "Gwedo called a special Chiz mass and it has me worried he is up to something."
  "Well first, remember Julie's dog?"
  "The one that JB killed?" asked Desmond.
  "No the other one," said Jacob. "Well I was hungry and I shot it, skinned it, and we all ate it."
  "I was wondering where you found that big chunk of meat that one time." said Desmond.
  "Also, I found a lot red berries, you know the poisonous kind." said Jacob. "Well I slipped them into Todd's food a couple weeks ago and that is why he is all f*cked up."
  "Cold man!" said Desmond. "Anything else?"
  "I am the one who put the sh*t allover Mark." said Jacob, "and then there is Chiz."
  "I heard enough." said Desmond. "If we weren't in an alliance together, I'd, well I'd make sure you weren't around much anymore."
  "But we are in an alliance." said Jacob.
  "And it is saving your fat a*s!" said Desmond.

Conspiracy Theory
  Ever since he lost his women, Stephen took a step back and did more observing than interacting on the island. This allowed him to see more clearly what was going on with each person.
  "Honestly, I really miss Julie and Meghan's company. However ever since they left me, I have been given a chance to step back and see what really is going on in people's heads and I think I know. Jacob knows he isn't going to win the game. So he is trying to sabotage anything and everything he can get his hands on. Gwedo doesn't actually believe Chiz is God, he is just playing crazy so we don't vote him off. Cool Moby also isn't sick. He just wants us to feel sorry for him and not vote him off cause we would feel guilty voting off a sick person. Meghan doesn't really like Demoss. She likes me still but is spending time with Demoss to make sure he doesn't vote for her. Bert is not as honest and good as he appears and has created a secret alliance with Desmond, Demoss, and Cool Moby that will allow Bert to win. That alliance plans on voting Meghan off this week, then Gwedo, then Jacob, and finally me. I know these theories sound off the wall, but I think I know what I am talking about."

Gwedo's Closing Remarks
  "Hello everyone." said Gwedo. "I am glad you could all attend this emergency Chiz Mass before we all go and vote someone off the island tonight."
  "Why did you call us all here Gwedo?" asked Bert.
  "I did because, well last night I had a vision." began Gwedo. "I had a vision of the Chiz. He came down from the heavens and told me that he was very upset with me for something I did, and I that I needed to right my wrong."
  "Don't do it you little b*stard or I will kill you I sware to God." said Jacob.
  "No Jacob, you cannot stop me." said Gwedo. "I have the Chiz on my side. Everyone I would like to inform you that last week Julie was voted off because of an alliance."
  "A what?" said Demoss.
  "That is right!" said Gwedo. "Jacob the sinner created an alliance, tricked me into joining and got Julie removed!"
  "You little piece of ..." began Jacob as he stood up, grabbed his shotgun and started blasting ammunition into Gwedo chest."
  "Oh my God, you killed Gwedo! You b*stard!" said Demoss and Gwedo fell to the ground.
  Jacob threw down his gun and marched out of the Chiz temple. He said if Gwedo blew the secret he would kill him and he wasn't joking. Now the alliance was in trouble and it was time for the vote.

The Vote
  The seventh vote was the most emotional of any of the previous votes. Most people felt very strong about who they voted for. Here are a few survivors telling who they voted for and why.
Meghan: I voted for Stephen. For this alliance to succeed we have to stick together, even if our members are killing each other.
Desmond: I voted for Jacob. I am out of the alliance. If I am associated with Jacob in anyway I might as well leave now.
Bert: I voted for Jacob. He is insane and now he is killing people.
Stephen: I voted for Jacob. I don't want to die and if Jacob is here I am not too sure I won't.
Todd: I voted for Jacob. No one is safe while that madman is on the island.
  And with that vote, Jacob was removed from the island. For complete voting results see the results page. See you again next week.