Week 8

Sex, Lies, and Videotapes
  Only two members of the alliance remained and Meghan was dead set on making sure her involvement wasn't discovered. "I need to tell you a secret." said Meghan.
  "A secret?" said Demoss, "cool!"
  "I wasn't going to tell anyone, but, I know who was in the alliance." said Meghan.
  "You do?" said Demoss. "That d*mn alliance got poor Julie voted off. Tell me who they are so I can vote their a*ses off."
  "Well I overheard them once." said Meghan. "That is how I am pretty sure it was Gwedo, Jacob, and Desmond."
  "Desmond?" said Demoss. "That b*stard! I knew he was up to something. He is always so quiet but you can tell he is scheming something."
  "Yeah, we should vote him off this week before he forms a new alliance or something." saod Meghan.
  "No doubt!" said Demoss.
  "So you wanna go back into the woods?" asked Meghan.
  "Sure." said Demoss.

The Mormon with Mahomaitis
  Todd had been feeling really bad for a few weeks. He was having hot flashed, dizziness, gas explosions, and hallucinations. Something was definetly wrong. "Hey Cool Moby, how you feeling?" asked Desmond.
  "He is doing pretty bad." said Bert who was watching over Todd.
  "I was talking to Jacob before he left and he admitted to me that he poisoned Cool Moby with wild berries."
  "You are kidding me right?" said Bert.
  "Nope, honest." said Desmond.
  "That Jacob is such an d*ck!" said Bert. "Cool Moby has been getting worse and worse each passing day."
  "I feel sick." said Todd.
  "Shhh Todd, we know." said Bert, "save your strength."
  "Man, Chiz is missing, Gwedo is dead, Cool Moby is dying," began Desmond, "there sure seem to be a lot of people who aren't doing a very good job of surviving."
  "Cool Moby isn't dying." said Bert, "he'll get better, I hope."

Desmond's Reflections
"Well we are getting down to the real survivors. There are seven of us left. Though really only five if you think about it. Gwedo can't win. I mean how can the ultimate survivor be dead. Cool Moby isn't going to win. He can't even stand up anymore. All he does is moan, puke, and fart. That leaves Meghan, Demoss, Bert, Stephen and myself. I am not really worried about Demoss or Stephen. Demoss is a pot head. America doesn't want a drug abuser to win, so he is out. Stephen is too bizarre to win. That leaves Meghan and Bert. Meghan likes to scheme as I learned from the alliance deal however I don't this she is very smart and expect her to shoot herself in the food very soon. That leaves Bert and I. Bert has no obvious flaws and would probably be the odds on favorite. So my goal in the upcoming weeks is to uncover Bert's flaw and expose it. If Bert doesn't have any flaws, which with him seems possible, I must manufacture one and use that to get rid of him. I have made it this far and I don't plan on leaving for another six weeks."

Take that Captain Falcon
  The second day of the week brought back Kristine with her weekly challenge. "Hello everyone." said Kristine. "I was very upset with the amount of participation in last week's challenge so this week we've double the stakes. The winner not only gets the prize but they also get to make out with David Henry for one hour on yacht out in the ocean."
  "Man, I love David Henry!" said Demoss.
  "This weeks prize will be free ticket to the next CTDH. A value of over $10." said Kristine. "This week's challenge will be Super Smash Bros tournament on this N64 I brought with me."
  "I love Super Smash Bros!" said Stephen. "I kick a*s as Pikatu!"
  So the tournament started. The first four to do battle were Stephen as Pikatu, Meghan as Mario, Todd as NES, and Desmond as Link. Todd was unable to use his controller he was so sick so he lost and was replaced by Demoss as Kirby. The second round saw Meghan drop and she was replaced by Bert as JigglyPuff. Bert lasted a whole round as was eliminated and was replaced with Gwedo. Gwedo was dead though so the final round came down to Stephen, Desmond, and Demoss. In the end Demoss prevailed.
  "Congratulations Demoss!" said Kristine, "you are the winner. You get a free ticker to the next CTDH!"
  "And don't forget my make out session with David Henry." said Demoss, "my love for him carried me through this tournament. That and Stephen kept falling off the edge."
  So Demoss was escorted out to the yacht with David Henry and returned an hour later with many stories to tell the others.

Weekend at Bernies
  "Hey Stephen, what's up?" said Demoss.
  "Um, why are you talking to me?" sad Stephen.
  "I dunno, Meghan is off somewhere and I am bored." said Demoss.
  "Why don't you go smoke more of your pot?" said Stephen.
  "I can't" said Demoss, "I used it all up."
  "Bummer," said Stephen "so what you wanna do?"
  "Ever see that movie, Weekend at Bernies?" asked Demoss.
  "Yeah, so." said Stephen.
  "Remember how they went around and acted like Bernie was still alive and tricked people." said Demoss. "I though maybe we could do the same thing with Gwedo."
  "Hmmm, weekend at Gwedos." said Stephen. "Sounds like a phat idea! Who are we going to trick."
  "I thought we could trick Cool Moby." said Demoss. "He is all sick and stuff so probably vulnerable."
  "Yeah, I am always more vulnerable when I am sick." said Stephen.
  "Cool, lets go get Gwedo." said Demoss.

You Down with Cool Moby?
  With every passing hour Todd was getting weaker and weaker. The poisonous berries that Jacob has given him were doing a number on his insides. "Bert." said Todd.
  "Cool Moby," began Bert, "what did I tell you about using up your energy taking?"
  "I want you to vote for me tomorrow." said Todd.
  "I can't vote for you." said Bert, "you are my best friend here."
  "I need you to help me get off this island so I can get help before it is too late." said Todd.   "Oh I am going to miss you so much." said Bert.
  "And I will missy you." said Todd. "Oh my God!"
  "What is it Cool Moby?" said Bert "Are you dying?"
  "No!" said Todd. "But Gwedo is back alive, look he is walking this way with Demoss and Stephen."
  "I think they are just play a weekend at Gwedos on you." said Bert. "I will go tell them to go away, you need your rest."

Demoss' New Attitude
  Every since landing on the island eight weeks ago Demoss has a rather negative attitude. He had spend most of this time avoiding most the other surivors and getting high. Though as the group got smaller, Demoss' attitude started to change. You could say he got an attitude adjustment.
  "I got to admit, this place really isn't as bad as I thought it was. I was honestly thinking of trying to vote myself off the island a few weeks back. Now, however, I think I really want to win this thing. I learned that the two girls on this island were really good people, lousy lovers, but great personalities. I had a great time with Julie when she was here and now I am having an equally good time with Meghan. Stephen is also a lot cooler than I had thought. We had a good time today tricking Cool Moby into thinking Gwedo was alive again. Desmond is evil and needs to go, but other than him I am really starting to care for these people. I don't know what changed my attitude. Maybe it was the running out of pot. Maybe it was what went on in that yacht with David Henry. Maybe it was Jacob being banished. Maybe it was something else, no matter what though I am feeling good and am ready to win this game."

Dead Gwedo
  Gwedo had now been dead for three days. After being shot down during a Chiz Mass by Jacob, Gwedo's body was dragged around to the main camp. His body stood as a reminder that Jacob has been there and left his mark. Gwedo was dead, but he still contributed greatly to the camp. He was commonly used as a long pillow at night by a few of the survivors. His clothes were stripped, ripped, and tied around trees to provide the camp with an new art flavor. He participated in all Stephen and Demoss' weekend at Gwedo games. Even though Gwedo was dead, everyone still enjoyed his presence.

The Vote
  The vote came on the third day like every time before. We should take this opprotunity to inform you of a few rules that are different in Bobopolis Survivor than CBS' lamer version. In Bobopolis Survivor you can vote for yourself. Also there is no jury at the end who decides the winner. That is just plain stupid. The final two people decide the winner. Anyway here are a few survivors telling who they voted for and why.
Desmond: I voted for Gwedo. He is dead and his corpse needs to be removed from the island.
Demoss: I voted for Desmond. He was a key player in the alliance that voted Julie off and killed Gwedo and needs to be punished.
Stephen: I voted for Cool Moby. He is sick and needs medical attention.
Bert: I voted for Cool Moby. He is really sick and if he doesn't get off this island soon he may end up leaving the same was as Gwedo, dead.
Todd: I voted for Todd. I voted for myself so I don't die.   And with that vote, Todd was carted off the island. For complete voting results see the results page. See you again next week.