Episode 1
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	The experience of a lifetime begins for the eight Sims as the enter the Sims Survivor house for the first time. Going in they feel prepared. They've all watched the first Sims Survivor. They've seen what can happen to the contestants once they are locked in that house. They've seen past Sims burn, starve, fight, and die. They say they know better. They're wrong. Suma: I am so excited! Once I walk into this house my life is never going to be the same. Under the assumption I win, therefore surviving, I can hit the talk show circuit. Then maybe I can appear on other reality shows as a special guest. Maybe I can do some commercials too. I will be bigger than Richard Hatch. This sister's fifteen minutes starts now.
Once inside the house, the contestants begin to investigate all the cool and interesting items inside. Mark: Sweet! Look guys they have one of those riding bull things right here in the living room. Kelly: I don't think I will be using that too much. Mark: Oh come on girly, it's a blast. You aren't one of those stuck up bitches are you? Kelly: Excuse me? I don't have to take abuse from you or anyone one else in this house. I am a strong, independent woman and don't need some man muscling me because I don't want to ride a mechanical bull. Mark: Yeah whatever, well I am gonna take a ride then if you don't wanna.
	Mark: Damn this is sweet! Hell, I'll just ride this thing the whole time. It'll be a blast. I am awesome. I am the man. Ha Ha! Suma: What's the cowboy's deal? Kelly: Well he is an asshole, but other than that I don't much about him. Suma: Hmm, well I was just sizing up the competition in this place. I say half the house doesn't make it through the night and the other three are gone by day three leaving me the winner in less than half a week. Kelly: Pretty confident aren't you? Suma: A girl has to be confident these days. Mark my word, by weeks end I will be walking out of this house the sole survivor.
The mechanical bull wasn't the only cool toy in the house. Gwedo: Cool, look at this miniature train set. I always wanted a train set like this growing up. There are some really cool items in the house this year. Unfortunately I don't see that pot smoking machine any more. I was really looking forward to using that. Oh well, this train set will more than make up for it. Suma: How is it going? My name is Suma. Gwedo: Hey Suma what's up? My name is Gwedo. Suma: Gwedo huh? What are you a mobster or something? Gwedo: No, I get that a lot. I actually am a writer. Suma: Really? Would I have read anything you've written? Gwedo: Not unless you read comic books. Suma: No, I certainly don't read those.
	Gwedo: Comic books get a bad rap. You know they aren't just for nerds and geeks. A lot of hookers and other such slutty women read them too. Suma: That's good to know. So Gwedo, had a chance to get around and meet many of the people here so far? Gwedo: Nope, saw this train set and went straight for it. Doesn't seem like a bad group though. Suma: I don't know seems like a weaker group than last time to me. Gwedo: I wouldn't say that. Last time half the house burned to death on the second day. I am sure we aren't going to make a stupid mistake like that this time around. I mean come on, its not like we are idiots or anything. The same mistakes will not be made twice.
The house also came equipped with a state of the art virtual reality mask. Meghan: Phat City! Check out this thingy. Let's put this thing on and see how it works. Wow, this is great. I feel like I am actually in the game. Demoss: Hey, what's up? Meghan: Whose out there? Demoss: It's me Demoss. Meghan: Oh hi, I can't see you out there because I got this thing on. Demoss: Yeah, I kind of figured that much out. Meghan: Oh okay. Demoss: Yeah okay. Well I'll talk to you later. Meghan: Okay have fun.
	Elfin: Oh man this house is wild. Some of the girls here are fine, fine, fine. Did you see that Shelly, walking around here in that tight fitting Hooters outfit? Then there is that Suma, never tasted chocolate milk so sweet. Meghan's got a punk bad girl look that makes me sweat when I go near her. Finally there is Kelly who is my favorite by far. That girl next door thing is killing me. All I can say is thank God for Rosie Palm and her five sisters. Yeah ... Kelly ... oh you are so hot ... yeah baby ... yeah you know that is the way I like it Kelly baby. Demoss: Shh, I hear something in the bathroom. I sounds like someone having sex. I'm going in.
Demoss: Shit man, this guy is crankin' in here. Elfin: Excuse me! Don't you people knock. Demoss: Damn man, we are in this house for less than an hour and you are already in the bathroom beatin' it. Elfin: I was not, as you say, cranking in here. I was simply taking a pee until you came busting in here on your witch hunt. Demoss: Dude I know when I walk in on someone chokin' the chicken and you, good man, were thirty seconds from paradise. Elfin: The nerve! Demoss: So who were you fantasizing about? Someone in the house? It was that Hooters chick wasn't it? She is pretty hot. If you are done I think I might do some crankin'. Elfin: If you'll excuse me!
	Elfin: Can you believe that joker? Walking in on people using the bathroom then having the nerve to accuse them of masturbating. My God. Gwedo: You were being kind of loud guy. I could hear you moaning from the train set. Mark: It's no big deal fella, everybody cranks from time to time. Not everyone is so loud doing it though. Just be glad none of the girls were within ear shot. Elfin: Where do they find you people? For the last time I was just peeing. Sometimes I talk to myself while I pee. Mark: Save you breath chief. Whatever you are selling none of us are buying.
Shelly: What an odd place to put a chair. Oh well I think I'll take a rest. I've only been in this house for a little over an hour but I already have a million things racing through my head. First they're all these people. I thought it would be easy to determine friend or foe right away but it isn't. I don't know if I trust any of these people. Second is the food situation. While everyone else was checking out all the neat toys and gizmos I went to the fridge to see how much food we have. With eight people we barely have enough to last a few days. I am going to have to make sure that whenever food is prepared I eat some of it. I saw the way Kristine and Manatee starved to death in the first Sims Survivor and I certainly don't want that to happen to me. This is going to be tough to make it through, especially with perfect nails.