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Episode 10 |
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Season Two Home Meet the Contestants See the House |
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The more time they spent in the house the more
bored the contestants became.
Suma: How come it is only the third day here and I am already bored out of my mind? This place needs a little more excitement. What am I saying, the last excitement we had was watching four people burn to their deaths. We need some good excitement. I wonder if I'm an exciting person. Dammit I wish I could get my memory back. This not remembering is really pissing me off. I won't worry if I was an exciting person or not, I'll just become one now. I need to do something crazy. I would say something out of character but I don't quite remember what my character is. Hmm, what can I do? |
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| Suma: I know, I'll go skinny dipping in the hot tub. I hope no one sees me. Actually on second thought I don't care if anyone sees me. This is the new Suma, or is it the old Suma just reinventing herself? Either way it is time to throw caution to the wind. I hope Shelly find me here. I have my suspicions about her. Ever since Mark accused me of faking my memory loss I wondered if anyone else here would try something like that. I've noticed almost everything out of Shelly's mouth makes you think she is the dumbest person on the planet. Every once and a while, though, she'll go out of character and really say something profound. Is it dumb luck or is she more than she's cracked up to be. I've decided to put her to a little test. I am going to start coming on to her. If she really is the girl she appears to be then she'll have no problem with my advances however if she isn't really the slutty Barbie doll she acts like she'll want to have nothing to do with me. We'll see. | ![]() |
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Gwedo: Oh there you are Suma. I was looking for you.
Suma: I'm right here daddio. What can I do you for? Gwedo: Well we were going to cook up a meal. Considering we only have enough food for maybe two more I thought you'd like to know. Suma: Why did they give us so little food? Gwedo: I don't know maybe they want us to starve or something. It doesn't help though that one of the fridges we had burned up in that fire on the first night. Suma: Maybe we'll have to start eating each other. Gwedo: In practice that sounds like a good ideas. However, whoever created the games Sims probably thought making the Sims have the ability to eat each other would be too gruesome so alas we can't. Anyway I am going to go get some food. |
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Suma: If you'll wait a sec I am getting out and
will go with you.
Gwedo: Okay. Oh excuse me I didn't know you were naked it there. Suma: It's alright I'm not modest, I think. Gwedo: Well I'm not that modest either. It's just I was caught off guard when you stood up. Suma: Were you surprised? Gwedo: Actually from you yes. Now Shelly I'd expect it from. Suma: I'm surprise Shelly ever wears any clothes. Gwedo: That girl is a little too much for me sometimes. I want to tell her to tone it down a bit. I have no interest in her and she scared Mark. She isn't to receptive to my hints though. Suma: She'd be receptive to them if you said them naked I bet. |
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Gwedo: Okay it looks like we have about enough in here for
two meals. We have chicken and pickle loaf. What
would you guys like for your second to
last meal.
Mark: Pickle loaf sounds good to me. Do you have any Doritos with that? Gwedo: Sorry no Doritos. Pickle loaf okay with you Suma? Suma: I don't care. I don't remember what I like. Gwedo: I guess we'll have the pickle loaf then. I would prefer the pork chops but the seem to have disappeared. Know anything about that Mark? Mark: Nope not a clue. Gwedo: Really? Are you sure? |
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Mark: Gwedo, I think I would know if I've seen
pork chops laying around.
Gwedo: I'm giving you one last chance to come clean. Mark: Come clean about what? I didn't see the goddamn pork chops. Gwedo: Dammit Mark I know you cooked them and ate them all while we were sleeping last night. I thought you were a good person but I see you are no better then the rest of them. Suma: What's that suppose to mean? Mark: You bastard I didn't eat any damn pork chops. Why don't you come over here and let me shit in your mouth and tell me if you taste any pork chops. Gwedo: You son of a bitch! |
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Suma: Boys, boys settle down. Now Gwedo are you sure
Mark ate the pork chops? Did you see him eat them?
Gwedo: No but I didn't eat them. You didn't eat them. Now they are gone. Who else could have eaten them? Shelly: Hey guys what's up. Mmm pickle loaf, my favorite. Suma: Shelly do you know anything about he pork chops that were in the fridge? Shelly: Oh yeah, I cooked them and ate them all last night. I was full after just one but I didn't want to waste food considering how little we got. Gwedo: You did what? Shelly: I ate the pork chops. You should have had one Gwedo they were quite good. |
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Gwedo: Shelly didn't you know the rule we had? We are
not suppose to cook anything until all the house is
around to eat it.
Shelly: You mean kind of like how you told me we were having pickle loaf right now? Gwedo: Oh shut up you stupid bitch. I am out of here. Mark: She kind of has a point. Shelly: What's his problem? Mark: I don't know, he's being an ass. He just yelled at me for eating all the pork chops that I never even saw. Shelly: I'm sorry I got you into trouble Mark. I know how I can make it up to you. Mark: That's okay I am fine now. It was just Gwedo being an ass. Must not have slept well last night on the floor. |
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Shelly: Well I think I am going to go ride on the
horsy in the living room if you are interested in
watching. I am still in my pjs and don't have
a bra on.
Mark: I dunno if I'd feel comfortable ... Suma: I'll come watch Shelly. Shelly: Um why would you want to watch Suma? Suma: No reason. You know what would be cool. Maybe you should ride the bull without a shirt on at all. Shelly: No I think I'll leave the shirt on. Suma: I thought so. Shelly: What? Suma: On nothing, nevermind. Shelly: I'm going to go ride now. |
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| Shelly: See you later Suma, I am going to go shower, the horsy made me sweaty. Bye. Oh my God Suma is coming on to me. What do I do, what do I do? The last thing I can afford to do now is blow my cover, but she's a GIRL! I'm going to have to play along like I would if Mark or Gwedo made a pass at me. Oh I am playing with fire now. Suma is a smart girl and if anyone can figure out my secret it is her. I didn't think I'd have to worry though cause she is a GIRL! Damn, what am I going to do? What if she seriously likes me and wants to go to a place where I won't be comfortable going. It'll be almost impossible to play along at that point. Something needs to happen to Suma. Something worse then memory loss. Something that will get her off my ass for good. | ![]() |
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