Sim Survivor Bobopolis Episode 11
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In a house with very little food and all the time in the world one must be careful.
Shelly: Ugh I am bored. There is so little to do here. You know what I do at home when I am bored? I eat. So I make sure I am never bored at home. We only have enough food for one more meal and we just ate a few hours ago. I can't cook all the remaining food now. It needs to last. Why does it need to last? Is it better if we save it til tomorrow and then put off our eventual starvation one more day? Why fight the inevitable? I think I am going to go cook the food right now. Who cares if I really am not that hungry? Gwedo is going to be so pissed. I can't wait to watch him squirm.
Shelly: Let's see what we have here. Looks like chicken and ... well chicken it is then. Wouldn't it be funny if I burned it and no one could eat it? Not that it matters since don't have a stove.
Suma: Shelly?
Shelly: Yes Suma, can I help you with something?
Suma: What are you doing?
Shelly: What's it look like I'm doing sugar? I am making some chicken. Would you like some?
Suma: Shelly we just ate a huge meal a few hours ago and that is all the food we have left.
Shelly: So.
Suma: Do Mark and Gwedo know you are cooking the last of the food?
Shelly: I don't know sweetie. I haven't seen them since we last ate.
Suma: They are going to be pissed when they find out what you are doing? They were pissed about that the pork chops but this is our last bit of food.
Shelly: Screw them. Suma us gals need to stick together. I am tired of them boys treating us like shit. First they wouldn't make love to me then they tell me when I can and cannot cook. Dammit I work in the restaurant business I am the most qualified to make such a judgment.
Suma: Restaurant business? Shelly you are a waitress at Hooters. You serve wings and shake your tits for tips.
Shelly: Hey it's harder than it looks sugar.
Suma: I don't know what to say to you right now.
Shelly: You don't have to say anything darling. I am cooking this chicken and that is all there is too it. You wanna run and tell those little queers you right ahead and do that. I am not about to stop you.
Suma: I think I am going to do that right now. They deserve some if this food too.
Shelly: Okay love see you in a bit. How about a little bit later just you and I sit in the hot tub for a while?
Suma: Um, sounds good Shelly. Oh there is Gwedo over there. Hey Gwedo come here for a minute!
Gwedo: Yeah what it is it? What the? Shelly you stupid bitch! What in the Hell are you doing?
Shelly: Not staying around here to get this sort of abuse. C-ya!
Suma: Breathe Gwedo, breathe.
Gwedo: What was going through her head? Oh wait, I forgot she was a complete and total moron. She's cooked the last of our food.
Suma: Settle down Gwedo. It isn't going to do any good getting mad at Shelly. She didn't know any better.
Gwedo: We should kill her now. Throw her in the pool and drown her. She is going to be the death of us all. Shelly is going to be the death of us all.
Suma: You're hungry?
Gwedo: No but I have to eat this. It is the last of our food.
Suma: Killing Shelly won't help a thing.
Gwedo: It won't hurt a thing either. Anyway the point of this game, which has just gotten a lot shorter with the food shortage, is to be the last person standing. Right now three people stand in my way. We kill Shelly and only two people stand in my way.
Suma: Gwedo you are talking crazy.
Gwedo: Crazy? Hey I want to win this thing in the worst sort of way. I might not win it though, and I understand that, but right now I have it in my power to make sure Shelly doesn't win it either. We can't let her win. Hell she isn't even playing. She is too dense to even realize she is part of a game. I don't think she even understands that we are out of food now.
Suma: I don't know. I am not so sure Shelly is as dumb as she appears to be.
Gwedo: You're right she is dumber! I've had shit smarter than that bitch. We gotta kill her. We gotta do it today.
Suma: I am not taking part in any sort of Sim murder.
Gwedo: Well be careful then when you are around her. I am going to play it cool and when she least expects it ... WHAM!
Suma: Where's Mark? He might want some of this last meal.
Gwedo: I think I saw him put on his pajamas and head into the zebra room.
Suma: I'll go wake him up and see if he wants any of this chicken before it goes bad.
Suma: Hey Mark, wake up!
Mark: What, who, when, where, hi?
Suma: Shelly cooked the last of the food and if you want any you better come get some.
Mark: She cooked the rest of the food? Why did she do that?
Suma: My theory is she did it to piss off Gwedo.
Mark: Probably worked then.
Suma: Like magic.
Mark: I guess I could go for some grub. I'll just wake up here a minute and then I'll meet you in the kitchen.
Suma: Okay see you in a few.
Mark: Yeah.
Mark: Damn, you'd think her working at a place that specializes in chicken wings that she could make a little better chicken.
Suma: I don't know.
Mark: Where did Gwedo head off to? I was kind of looking forward to hear him rant and rave about someone other than me for a change.
Suma: He was in here when I went to wake you up. Maybe he is off planning his ultimate revenge or something.
Mark: Nah, he is probably off crankin' somewhere. I swear he does that about three times a day. Anyway how's the memory thing coming?
Suma: Not as well as I'd like.
Mark: Still can't remember much?
Suma: I remember all the little things now, it is the big things that I am having trouble with. This may sounds silly but I still don't remember who I am. Am I a kind? Am I a bitch? Would the Suma before the memory loss be a lot more pissed at Shelly then I am now? I just have a lot of frustrating questions.
Mark: Yeah that sucks. Have you seen Shelly's tits?
Suma: Nope can't say that I have.
Mark: I saw her earlier changing into her pajamas. Crise after seeing those two gifts from the gods she is going to have to do a lot worse than overcook chicken to get me disliking her.
Suma: Oh Mark you are such a man.
Mark: And I thank God for it everyday.