Episode 12
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	As the song says, sometimes girls just wanna have fun. Suma: Here comes Shelly. Now it is time for the ultimate test. Hey Shelly. Shelly: Hey Suma. Yikes you're naked! Suma: Yeah I know. I was just about to take a dip in the hot tub. Shelly: That sounds great and all but I was going to take a shower. Suma: Come on Shelly, you can get naked too. It would be so much fun. Just like back in college. Shelly: Shit, sure I'll get naked and get in the hot tub. Why not? Suma: You seriously getting in with me? Shelly: Move your ass over girly.
Suma: Damn you do have nice boobs. Shelly: Did you ever doubt it? Suma: Come over here closer to me so I can feel them. Are they real? Shelly: Of course they are real. Suma: Would you mind if I put one in my mouth? Shelly: Oddly enough no. Actually I kind of wish you would. This is bizarre. Suma: Oh they are so soft. Shelly: Oh Suma. Suma: Yikes! Shelly is that your hand? Shelly: Why yes Suma, yes it is. Suma: Shit here comes Gwedo.
	Gwedo: What do we have here? Are you girls naked in there? Shelly: Yes we are. I think Mark is looking for you. Why don't you go find him? Gwedo: No I think I'd rather join this party. I wanna climb in here and sit right next to my best buddy Shelly. Suma: Gwedo what are you doing? This is neither the time nor the place to start a fight. Gwedo: Who said anything about starting a fight? If anything I would think a slut, I'm sorry, a woman like Shelly would love a naked guy climbing into a hot tub with her. Isn't that right Shelly? Shelly: Why did you see any guys around that might join us ladies?
Gwedo: Oh you are such a riot Shelly. Did you ever think about becoming a stand-up comedian? With jokes like that you could make enough money that you could give up walking the streets at night. Suma: Listen up here Gwedo I am sick and tired of this... Gwedo: This doesn't involve you bitch so keep your dumb forgetful ass out of it. This is between Shelly and I. Shelly: Don't you ever call my girlfriend a bitch again or I will mess you up so bad you'll wish I would have killed you instead. Gwedo: Your girlfriend? Suma: Your girlfriend? Shelly: Damn straight she's my girlfriend. Do you have a problem with that, GWEDO?
	Mark: Well I don't know where the rest of those losers are but I am going to eat as much of this chicken as I can before it goes bad. This is it as far as food goes. When this runs out we go hungry. I've already eaten three servings. This looks like it will be my fourth and final. I'll leave one more serving in case anyone else wants some. Shelly cooked this all up but I don't think she had any of it. I can't believe they gave us so little food. I guess it didn't help that we burned down one of the fridges. You need a strategy to win this game. I haven't really figured out what the others have for a strategy but I know mine is the best. The purpose is to stay alive the longest. Well the best way to do that is not to starve to death and eat as much as you can. So here I go, plate number four.
Mark: I am so full. I feel so fat. I really didn't need that last plate. That plate may be what keeps me alive the longest though so I don't regret it at all. Well my stomach regrets it a little. I know you are full Mr. Belly but in a few days you are going to be so empty. When you are begging for food in a few days remember how full you felt today. I wonder where the others are? I get so bored here but the others always seem to be having a grand old time. I just don't get it. What do that do? Oh Mr. Belly settle down. I think maybe it is time to visit the shitter. I think I might take a bath too. I don't think I've taken one since I've been here. Oh maybe I did. I can't remember. I am turning into Suma. Ouch that was cruel, good thing no one was here to hear it. I know Mr. Belly we are going there now.
	Mark: Ahh that felt good. There is nothing that feels better than taking a big shit after a huge meal. Like on Thanksgiving you eat that big giant dinner then in between the Lions and Cowboys game you just sit on the toilet. I almost wish I could just take a TV into the john with me and spend the whole evening there but my mom would probably get pissed. She always got pissed though when I took a shit cause the smell from the john would make your eyes water for the next few hours afterwards. Those were the days, living at home and shitting whenever you wanted. I miss those days. I wish I could go back in time and be a kid again. Life was so much simpler than. Crap all out of toilet paper. Oh well I am taking a bath anyway so I don't really need any.
Gwedo: Damn that Shelly she makes me so mad. Now Suma is teaming up with her. Those damn whores. I need to take a shower. Just being in the same hot tub with such filth makes me feel dirty all over. I need to come up with a way to get rid of Shelly once and for all. Maybe I will catch the grill on fire then while we are all standing around it screaming and yelling I will give Shelly a little push into that fire. That will teach her not to mess with Gwedo. I really don't know why she makes me so mad. Usually white trash like that I just ignore. They aren't worth my time and effort. In this house though everything is so different. I am not really a bad person. I don't really want to kill anyone. Except Shelly! Damn what is wrong with me?
	Gwedo: I see what Mark has been up to. That whole chicken and there are only scraps remaining. I better eat what is here though if I want to stay strong. Damn I let my rage and anger take the best of me and while I was out trying to get Shelly, Mark plumped up for the stretch run. Skinny little girls like Shelly and Suma really shouldn't concern me. Mark is the real adversary here. I may have given him the game today. Stupid Gwedo. That's it, I have a game to win, from here on out no more worrying about what that dumb bitch Shelly is doing. I need to concentrate and win this game. Without food we won't make it more that a few days. When it is all said I done I have to make sure I am the last one standing.
Suma: So I was right? You really aren't just some dumb bimbo. Shelly: Yep, that is the whole truth. I was just pretending to be one. It was my strategy. Suma: That is why I was testing you earlier. When you got in the hot tub though with me and we started, you know, I thought my theory was shot. Shelly: I don't know what happened to me. I told myself I wouldn't let anything happen but when I was with you it just felt so right. Suma: Yeah it did. I was a little scared. I wonder what would have happened had Gwedo not come and interrupted us? Shelly: Well we could find out. Suma: I think I like where you are going with this. I like it a lot.