Episode 14
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	Energy and stamina are more important than strategy when it comes to Sims Survivor. However this never keeps the players from always trying to think up someway to get ahead. Gwedo: I've got it! I've got it! I've come up with the ultimate strategy that will pretty much guarantee me the championship. I call it the Mr. Nice Guy Gwedo Strategy. I will just start pouring on a nice guy routine to the point where the remaining three love me so much that they'd rather I win it then themselves. It's genius. Why didn't I think of this earlier? It is going to be a little tough though. I know Shelly hates me right now, but she is so ignorant I am sure I can win her over easily. Mark and Suma may be a little tougher, so I'll have to work harder with them. This plan is golden.
Mark: Hey Gwedo. Gwedo: Oh Hello Mark, nice to see you. I love your pants. Mark: Yeah thanks dude. Gwedo: Mark I just wanted to apologize to you. I've been acting like a real ass lately. I don't want to make any excuses for my behavior. I just want you to know you won't be seeing that side of me anymore. Mark: That's okay Gwedo, I think we've all said some things in here that we'd like to take back. Like earlier when I told Suma that you loved raping sheep. I probably shouldn't have said that. Gwedo: You told Suma what? I mean, that's okay Mark, we are all human. We make mistakes. Mark: Actually we aren't humans we are Sims but I get your drift.
	Gwedo: Hey Suma, how is it going? Suma: Stand back Gwedo I am not a sheep. Gwedo: Ha Ha Ha! You are quite the funny girl Suma. So how is your memory coming these days? Suma: You haven't heard? Actually I got my memory back by, of all things, having sex with Shelly. Gwedo: By doing what? Suma: Oh don't worry, the return of my memory brought the end of anything between Shelly and I. Actually I am very not gay. I can prove it to you if you'd like. Gwedo: That is alright Suma. That does feel good though. You can really work some magic with your hands. Mark: She's not to bad with her tongue either from what Shelly has told me.
Gwedo: Don't mind Mark he is just a jolly chap. Suma: Whatever that means. So I hear we don't have much food around these parts anymore. Gwedo: Yes and it is a shame too because I am a pretty good cook. I could have made you something you would have really enjoyed. Suma: Are you alright Gwedo? I thought I remembered just about everything but I don't remember you being so nice before. Gwedo: You got me. That was a different Gwedo though. I am the new, softer Gwedo. Mark: Come see the softer side of Gwedo. Now at Sears. Gwedo: Oh Mark what would we do without your humor in the house? Suma: Certainly wouldn't laugh any less.
	Suma: I wonder where Shelly has been lately. I can't help but feel a little sorry for her after what happened. She should know that this is a game and no one can be trusted. At the time I wasn't trying to deceive her but that doesn't really matter because either way we would have ended up at this same point. I can't believe that I did what I did with her. Anyway, now that I'm back I can refocus and take this thing until the end. I came into this focused on winning and I am going to do just that. If a few people get hurt feelings along the way that is just the way it is going to have to be. I wonder if Trading Spaces in on? Damn this TV sucks it's all porn.
Gwedo: Crystal ball tell me the future. Come on crystal ball please! Damn you crystal ball, I know you know the future and I am not leaving until you tell me. Fagabeefe! Let's see how can I make a crystal ball talk that doesn't want to talk? I know, hey crystal ball either you tell me the future or I am going to use you as a bowling ball. What do you think about that asshole? I just want to know if I am going to win. With the way things are starting to look around here that can't require you to look more than a few days into the future. Come on how hard can that be? Here we will make a deal, you tell me the future and I'll give you my brother's soul. Why do I have his soul? He sold it too me a few years back for $20. At the time he said it was the easiest $20 he ever made. So how about it, a soul for a prediction?
	Mark: Hey Gwedo what's up? Gwedo: Nothing, nothing's up. Why do you ask? Mark: I just heard you huffing and puffing out here only to find you sitting alone. Are you feeling alright? This lack of food making you a little mad? Gwedo: Mad? No, I am perfectly fine. If anything I feel better than I think I ever have. Mark: Okay dude, anyway I was getting bored and wondered if you were interested in playing some paper, rock, scissors? Gwedo: Thanks but no thanks, that game always gets me too excited. Why don't you ride the mechanical bull? That is always fun. Mark: Yeah I could do that. I've been feeling a little weak lately with this lack of food. Maybe I just need some exercise.
Mark: Here we go. Yikes this is making me dizzy. Oops! Ouch! Damn my ass hurts! So much for riding the bull. Hey where did Gwedo go? Didn't take long for him to get out of here. In the kitchen he is all super friendly and now he runs off at the slightest suggestion of human activity. Queer duck that Gwedo. I wonder what happened to Shelly? Haven't seen her all day. Actually I've not seen her since the episode with Suma in the hot tub. Damn that would have been sweet to have accidentally walked into the bedroom when those two were going at it. They probably would have invited me to join them. At least that is usually what happens in the porns. Speaking of porn if no one will do anything I guess I'll just go back to watching TV with Suma.
	Gwedo: I'm not going mad. No, of course I am not going mad. I would have had to be sane before I could go insane. What am I saying? I need a drink. Yeah that is what I need. I need to get plastered. Kids don't try this at home. What if I am going mad? Wouldn't I know I was going mad? Maybe I wouldn't know. Maybe that's part of being crazy, not knowing you are crazy. If you knew you were crazy maybe you could straighten yourself out. Who knows? Maybe I need to get some sleep. Wait! I remember going to bed earlier but I don't remember getting up. Maybe I am still asleep. Maybe this is a dream. I bet I am dreaming that I am going mad and when I wake up I will be fine. Phew, what a relief.
Shelly: I've been hiding in this bathroom for I don't know how long now. I think I've used up all the tears in by body and it is time to go back out there and face the others. I feel so weak. I am so hungry. I feel like I could collapse at any minute. There are very few points in my life when I've felt as bad as I do now. My drive isn't there anymore. I'm beginning to worry that Suma not only broke my heart but also broke me. For the first time I am not sure I want to go on. I've never been so miserable. A break-up is hard enough. Add to that a house full of people who hate you and no food. How can I go on?