Episode 16
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	Let's get ready for the Sims Survivor Dance Party! Shelly: Well it is almost time. I can feel it in my bones. The game is rounding third and heading for home. Pretty soon three of us will be dead and one of us will be crowned champion. We need to have one big party though before we all start dropping like flies. I wonder if this jukebox works? Oh it does. Let's see what kind of music we got here? I see some They Might Be Giants, some Weird Al, some Britney Spears, some Spice Girls and some ... Wait! Sweet they have Epiphany! I love Epiphany! Let's jam some LAWH! Mark: Do I hear music? Shelly: You sure do Mark. Let's dance!
Mark: Come on outside, there are some disco blocks out front. Shelly: These are awesome. I could dance all night! Suma: Hey guys that looks like fun. Think I'll join you. Shelly: Ugh. Mark: Hey Shelly look, I'm doing the messaround. Shelly: You are a good dancer Mark. I really like how you don't spill your beer. Mark: Yeah I've been working on that. I use to have a real beer spilling problem on the dance floor. Suma: Spill some on the carpet and Shelly will lick it up. Shelly: You bitch we had sex with each other! It wasn't something I did alone. If anything you started it. Suma: Just to see how big of a slut you really are. I guess I got my answer.
	Mark: Dammit Suma, you sent Shelly off crying into the bedroom. We may never see her again. She finally comes out of hiding and you scare her back. Suma: Yeah I know. I was kind of liking not having her around. Wherever she has been the past few days is really the best place for her, away from us. Mark: I personally like seeing Shelly around the house. Suma: You just like looking at her tits. Mark: That's no different then what I like about you. Suma: Pig! Mark: Listen, ever since you've gotten your memory back you've become a real bitch. Maybe I need to knock you upside your head and get that other Suma back. Remember her? She wasn't a piece of shit.
Suma: Stand back asshole or I'll scream! Mark: Oh go ahead a scream. Who is going to hear you? Maybe Shelly? I am sure she would run out here to your rescue after what you've done to her. Maybe Gwedo will hear you? Who cares if he does though since he's gone insane. Suma: Get away from me. Help someone! Mark: Take that bitch! Suma: Oh my boob. You punched me in the breast you asshole. Mark: I didn't think a swift knee to the crotch would do much good. I am going to go check on Shelly. Lay there and think about what you've done. Suma: Go to Hell!
	Mark: I am so hungry. Punching Suma took more energy then I thought it would. She deserved it though. If she was a guy she would have been punched a long time ago. Hell if she was a guy she wouldn't have been punched, she would have been beatin' down. I know you aren't suppose to hit girls but I had to. I wonder if Shelly is alright. Maybe she will let me see her topless now that I punched Suma for her. I don't want this to come out the wrong way but it is bitches like Suma that make me glad I'm still single. I wonder if Gwedo is still around back drinking out of the hot tub. That poor guy. I need to go find Shelly first and see if she is okay.
Mark: Shelly, Shelly, are you alright? Shelly: No Mark. I certainly am not alright. Mark: Anything I can do? Shelly: Not unless you can mend a broken heart, a broken spirit, or have some McDonalds on you. Mark: I kicked Suma's ass for you. I don't think she'll be saying anything else to you from now on. Shelly: You didn't have to do that Mark. I am not sure there is going to be much of a "from now on." Mark: Is it that bad? Shelly: I can barely stand up Mark. I feel like I am going to faint any second and may not wake up. Mark: Before you do that can you show me your tits?
	Shelly: Sure. Why not? Who cares any .... Mark: No! Shelly get up! Wake up Shelly! You were going to show me your tits. Damn what a time to pass out. I wonder if I am allowed to just go over and lift up her shirt? I did ask and she said sure so I have permission. Would it be wrong though for me to sneak a peek now? Damn I hate these kinds of moral dilemmas. If she had just stayed awake ten more seconds I would have gotten to see them. Actually if she had lifted her shirt and then fainted I would still be seeing them now. She'd be knocked out with her shirt up. Dammit why can't things like that ever happen? Am I a bad person or something? Why God why didn't you let her stay conscious for a few more seconds? Are you out to get me or something?
Gwedo: Mark, I just talked to Suma and she told me that you punched her. You can't go around punching people in this house that you have a problem with, especially a girl. Mark: I see we are done drinking from the hot tub. Gwedo: Yeah it was tasting a little funny. I tried the pool too but it was worse. Mark: I can imagine. Gwedo: That's beside the point. Why did you punch Suma? Mark: I certainly don't have to answer to you. Gwedo: You do and you will! Mark: What? Gwedo: You hear me. You will tell me why you hit a poor defenseless woman!
	Mark: Listen dipshit, I hit Suma because she was being a bitch. It's bad enough she used Shelly and broke her heart, but now she is going around mocking Shelly to her face. I am all for making fun of people but dammit do it behind their back. Gwedo: Oh, I didn't know she did all that. I thought it was a random act of violence. Mark: No it wasn't. She totally deserved it. Gwedo: Okay then, I don't have much a problem with it. Just don't hit me because I bruise easily. Mark: Okay I won't hit you. Gwedo: Good. I think I am going to go ride the pony some more. Mark: The pony? No wait I don't wanna know. Have fun.
Mark: I wonder if this crystal ball works. I have no clue how to turn it on. I don't see a switch or anything. I guess I will just leave it alone and assume it is broken. Oh well. This is it, the final stretch. Most of us have less than twenty-four hours to live. Shelly may not wake up ever again. So here I am. Didn't know if I was going to make it this far or not. Now I have a chance to win it all. If I do win as soon as I get out of here I think I am going to buy me a t-shirt from the Bobopolis Store. What? Why the Hell did I just say that? Damn that product placement in shows. Everything is so commercial these days. Can't we just all die in peace? So don't forget to order your shirt and/or cap today.