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Episode 17 |
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Season Two Home Meet the Contestants See the House |
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The remaining four contestants continued on knowing that at
any minute any one of them could drop dead from starvation.
Death was waiting outside with the meter running.
Suma: Oh God I never thought this could happen. I am too hungry to even sleep. This can't be good. I can feel my life slowly slipping away. So I'm not going to win like I thought I would. What a time to be wrong. This starvation is so horrible. It would have been much better to have just burned up on the first day like the others. However, while I am still here I need to make peace with those in the house who I have wronged. I can't go out with everyone hating me. I must make amends and I must do it soon or it will be too late. |
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| Mark: Hmm, there is a note here addressed to me. I wonder what it says. Dear Mark, I know we've had our differences these past few days and I know we've done some things we will both regret someday. I say we just let bygones be bygones and share our final hours together as friends instead of enemies. To prove to you I am willing to let the past be the past I'd like to invite you to the hot tub for one last naked romp. Your Friend, Suma. One last what? Sweet! I need to get my ass out to the hot tub now. Suma hold on, your Mark is coming. Damn she is so fine. You know all those things I said about her in the past, I didn't mean any of them. Suma is a great person. She is awesome. | ![]() |
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Suma: I wonder if Mark got my letter yet.
Mark: Suma hold on, your Mark is coming! Suma: I guess he did. Mark: Hi Suma I got here as fast as I could. Wow! You're naked. Suma: I am. I am trying to make up for all the wrong doing I have done these past few days. I thought I could easily get you to forgive me by giving you my body. Mark: Damn straight! Suma: I am not sure how I can get Shelly to forgive me though. The guilt I am feeling for what I did to her would kill me if I wasn't already dying from starvation. Mark: Let's worry about Shelly after we hit it. |
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Suma: Okay but is she alright. I heard she was passed out in the
bedroom?
Mark: Actually I saw her wake up a little bit ago and crawl outside. Suma: I hope she is feeling better. Mark: Come on you said we were going to hit it. Look I'm naked and everything. We can talk about Shelly afterwards. It isn't like she is going anywhere or anything. Suma: Okay get in. Be careful of my left breast though. It is soar still from where you punched it. Mark: Sorry about that. Suma: Don't worry about it. Just come over here and kiss me. Mark: Damn your lips are like ice Suma. Suma: There isn't time for talking. Do me Mark! Do me! |
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Shelly: This is it. I can't go on. I'm done. I'll just lie down here. I didn't have a bad life. I did have one true love. It only lasted a night but at least I got to experience it. Maybe signing up for this game wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done. I guess I can look at the bright side at least I don't have to work at Hooters anymore. I forgive you Suma. You'll never know it but I do. I can't stay mad at you. I saw the real you that night. You can say what you like but I know what we had was real. Maybe someday you will realize it to. I love you Suma. I wonder what you are doing right now as I die. I wish you were here with me holding my hand. I'll miss you. Goodbye Suma. Goodbye Love, goodbye love, just came to say goodbye love, goodbye. | |
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Gwedo: Where did this gravestone come from? Let's see what
it says Here likes Shelly. What? Shelly is dead?
No it can't be. She was so young. It isn't fair. If Shelly
is dead that means it won't be long before we all die.
Oh this is more depressing then when I went mad a few
episodes ago. I have to find Suma and Mark. I wonder if they
are dead too. Oh no look, there they are in the hot
tub. What are they doing?
Mark: Do you mind Gwedo? Obviously Suma and I are right in the middle of something. Gwedo: I'm sorry. I'm just so glad to see you two aren't dead like Shelly. Suma: What Shelly? No! Mark: No Suma come back. We weren't done yet. Dammit Gwedo couldn't you have told us about Shelly after we were done porkin'. |
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Suma: Shelly No! You weren't suppose to die yet. You didn't
let me apologize. I am so sorry. All those mean things I said
to you, I didn't mean any of them. That night, that night was
the real me. You knew it and I didn't. I love you Shelly.
I'm so sorry.
Mark: You love Shelly? But we were just ... Suma: Shut up Mark. If it wasn't for you and your slow motion love making maybe I would have had a chance to have said goodbye. Mark: Hey don't be mean to me or I may not forgive you after all. We didn't finish in the hot tub either. Suma: Oh grow up Mark. Shelly I want you to know that what I did with Mark didn't mean anything. Now that you are dead, nothing means anything. |
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Suma: I can't.
Mark: What's wrong Suma? What are you doing? Suma: I'm sorry. I can't. The starvation. The guilt. I can't. Mark: Can't what? Get up! What are you talking about? Suma: I'm coming to you Shelly. Hold on. I'm on my way. Mark: Suma! Suma! Dammit another one bites the dust. This is just perfect. First I am about to get a chance to see Shelly's tits and she collapses. Then I don't take a sneak peek and before I know it she is dead. Then Suma gets all hot to trot for me and we start going at it only for Gwedo to distract her. She runs over here and dies. What kind of horrible luck do I have? That's it. I am done with women. No more ladies until I get out of this house and that is final. |
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Gwedo: Oh I feel so weak. Just need to lie here on the floor for a few minutes. I've been chasing that damn white rabbit all afternoon. I don't think I'll ever catch him. I wonder what he is so late for. Maybe he has a date with Chris from Homes or JoMama. Who knows? I wish Elfin was still here. I wish Kelly and Meghan were still here too. I even wish Demoss and Shelly were here. I wish it was the first day again when we were all having a good time. Back then we were all friends. None of us were insane and we were all so naive. I wish I had a time machine. I would settle for one that looked like phone booth like Bill and Ted have. I wonder how those guys are doing. We should hang out more. Okay, I think I will sleep now Mommy. I love you too. See you in the morning. Goodnight. | |
| Mark: I just need to lie down. I am not lying in the sex bed though. The luck I've had here with the ladies I bet if I lied in that bed I would die in that bed. Nope, not going to take any chances. Especially since I now have a 50/50 chance of winning this whole thing. So it's going to be either Gwedo or myself. I wonder if the fact Gwedo is mad helps or hurts my changes. Who would have thought we would be the last two standing, or laying in my case? If I can refocus I think I can carry this til the end. First I need to sleep. I am so tired. I just hope I wake back up. Goodnight. | ![]() |
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