Episode 18
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	And then there were two... Gwedo: I made it. I can't believe I really made it. With the recent deaths of Shelly and Suma, may God have mercy on their souls, I am one of the final two Sims survivors. I know I came in here thinking I was going to win but I didn't really think I had a shot. Even after all the fighting and the death I am going to look back on this, provided I win and don't die, as an enjoyable experience. True, because of this game I have gone partially insane but I need to look at the bright side. I did lose some weight that I had been wanting to take off. I did make several new friends. Of course they are dead now. Oh well and I sit here in this tub and reflect I must say I would do it all again if I had another chance.
Mark: Hey Gwedo, how's it going, why don't you come join me here in the hot tub? Gwedo: I did just take a bath but what the Hell. Mark: So I am sitting here thinking how much time I have left. I figure I won't make it through the night. Gwedo: Really? Well while I was in the bath a few minutes ago I started to see the light. I can't have more than a few hours. Mark: Really? I haven't seen any lights yet. Things are looking up for me. Gwedo: They sure are. Mark can I ask you a question? If you had a chance to go back in time, knowing what you know now, would you do it again? Mark: Of course. Gwedo: Me too. I think I am going to go visit Suma and Shelly.
	Gwedo: Hey guys, how's it going? Sorry that wasn't a very good question. I assume it isn't going well since you both are dead. I wanted to tell you Mark and I both miss your pretty faces around the house. We both wish we could have been able to spend more time with each other outside of this house where I am sure things would have been a lot different. I know the whole starving thing really put us on short fuses. Hell it made me go crazy. Anyway girls I want you to know that you will be missed. You both did a pretty amazing job making it as far as you did. I did beat you, neener neener, but believe me when I say it was pretty close. Hell I can barely stand up straight right now. Actually maybe I'll just lay here by you girls.
Gwedo: Yeah that is a lot more comfortable. It would be even more comfortable if the pain in my stomach would ... oh my ... it just did. My stomach just stopped hurting for the first time in days. That is either a very good sign or a very bad sign. Hmm I can't seem to move my body at all. Nope can't even blink. This certainly is a bad sign. Wait I see it. I see the light. I want to go toward it but I feel frozen. No wait I am moving. I am floating. I am floating about my body. Crise I hate heights. Well it doesn't look like I am going to be winning this after all. I did put up a good fight. Most people would have probably counted me out after I went mad but I did last til now. Oh well I guess I'm dead so I should probably start acting more dead and shut up.
	Mark: Gwedo? Gwedo? Dammit where is he. He said he was going to be over by the gravestones. Wait a minute, there are three gravestones here now. I could have sworn there were just two earlier. That must mean ... I won. I did it. I am the champion. Awesome. Oh course I am sad that Gwedo has died but I won. Nobody thought I could do it but I did. This is awesome. Not only did I won but I am still alive, well at least for a few more hours. I must say my winning has to be an upset. I wonder what the odds were coming in. I bet they were saying the Bengals would have a better chance of winning the Super Bowl then Mark has of winning. Well I proved my critics wrong. I am the champion. They would be pumping in that Queen song right now. Oh, and where is the confetti?
So that was that. The second season of Sims Survivor started with eight contestants all with one goal in mind: to survive and win. It ended with Mark the soul survivor. We at Bobopolis would like to take this time now to assure those at home that no actual people were harmed in the making of Sims Survivor: Season Two. True, seven Sims did die but they are just Sims and can be recreated bigger and better. Also we would like to thank you for your readership and hope you enjoyed reading Sims Survivor as much as we had making it. Now lets head back to the house where Mark is receiving a very special phone call.
	Dubya: Congratulations Mark on your winization. Mark: Thank you Mr. President. It wasn't easy but I did survive. Dubya: You are a true pro-heroial to us all. Mark: Um okay, thanks I guess. Dubya: Of many of the Survivors favoritization minify. Mark: Thank you Mr. President. Coming from you that means so much. Dubya: Good luck on all your future deendevoursequences. Mark: Yeah okay. Not to be rude or anything Mr. President but I am really hungry and I need to get out of here and grab me something to eat. Dubya: Did somebody say McDonalds? Mark: Uh no dude, don't know where you heard that. Gotta go, bye.
Mark: I did it. I won! Yes! As champion I would like to take this time to thank all the people who helped me get to where I am today. I would first like to thank my parents for having sex. As gross as that is if they hadn't I wouldn't be here today. Next I would like to thank my buddies from the Wisconsin Badger Marching Band. You guys know who you are. I would also like to thank Squirrel Boy. I'd like to thank Blank and Stank. I would like to thank Todd B. too. I don't know how you got a hot wife Todd B. but still thanks. Who am I forgetting? I would like to thank Manatee. You are an inspiration to us all. I would also like to thank Bert. Nah, he really didn't help. Sorry, thanks for nothing Bert. Well that's it. It's been fun. See you on the outside.
	THE END
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