Episode 2
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	We rejoin the eight contestants on their first day in the Sims Survivor house. Gwedo: So Suma, I told you what I do, how about yourself? Suma: Me? I'm a student right now. I am going to be a gynecologist. Gwedo: Really? Cool. I wanted to be one of those when I was a teenager. I don't anymore. Now I can't think of a more disgusting job if I try. Suma: Hey look there, those two are having some sort of secret meeting. I am going to go check it out. Gwedo: Knock yourself out.
Suma: Hey guys, what's up? Kelly: Hello Suma, Elfin here was just telling me how all the other guys were trying to pick a fight with him. Elfin: Yeah that punk ass Demoss walked in on me while I was trying to use the bathroom. Then when I came out, Mark and Gwedo immediately sided with Demoss. I felt like I was in high school again. Suma: That's surprising, I've been talking with Gwedo for a while and he seems harmless. Kelly: Maybe he is harmless by himself but you know how guys get when they are in a pack. They are like animals. Elfin: I don't act like an animal Kelly. That is unless you'd like me to be an animal for you Kelly? Kelly: I am sure I have some place to be.
	Meghan: Hey Kelly where are you headed? Kelly: Currently? Away from Elfin. Meghan: Why is that? Kelly: I think he might like me. I am not interested in him though. Meghan: Aw come one, you two would be perfect together. I can just see you two naked together out in the hot tub. He'd scoot up next to you and tickle tickle. Kelly: My goodness, please get your filthy hands away from me. I would do no such thing. I will not be getting in anything naked with anyone until I'm married. Meghan: Oh God you are one of those.
Mark: Hey what are you girls up to? Kelly: Well honestly Meghan was being quite rude to me but that seems to be more a rule here than an exception. Meghan: Give it a rest Kelly. I was just simply suggesting .. speak of the devil, hello Elfin. Elfin: Meghan, very nice to see you. Meghan: Enough about me Elfin, let's talk a little about you. What if I told you one of the girls in this house might have a crush on you? Elfin: Really? I would be very interested with such information. Kelly: Oh Elfin don't listen to her she is just out to make trouble. Mark: No Kelly, I think we should hear what Meghan has to say.
	Meghan: Well, Eflin, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, someone in the house told me they had a little crush on you. Elfin: Who? Who? Meghan: Well I told her I wouldn't tell anyone. I wouldn't want to betray her trust or anything. I can tell you it isn't me. Kelly: Stop you guys. Quit lying to Elfin. Mark: Am I going to have to tell you again bitch? Let Meghan talk. Meghan: Anyway Elfin, I can't tell you who it is but I can give you a clue, it isn't Suma or I. Elfin: So that means it is either Shelly or Kelly?
Kelly: Guys I really think this is mean. Mark: Come on Kelly, just quit playing around and admit it is you who likes Elfin. You know you do, tickle tickle. Kelly: Asshole! That's it. I am out of here. Elfin: Are you guys serious, does Kelly really like me? Meghan: Looks like the cat is out of the bag. Elfin: I knew it. I could tell. She was checking out my package before. She wants me. Meghan: Well now that we are being honest I can tell you, she told me next time she is in the shower she hopes you pop in there with her. Elfin: She didn't say that, did she? Mark: Actually she just told me the same thing a minute ago. Elfin: Damn! That bitch wants me bad.
	Outside, Kelly is the first to discover the grave that represents the seven house guests from the first Sims Survivor who lost their lives playing the game. Kelly: You get so upset in there about who called who what and who did what to whom, then you come out here and everything inside seems so trivial. You forget while you are in there that you are playing with life and death in this game. Seven people died last time and seven more people are going to die this time. Thank God it isn't real and is just a stupid computer game. I need to stay focused. If I want to survive I have to not let the little things get to me. I have to be strong. Maybe Suma will give me some advise. I think that others need a dose or reality too. I'll go tell them this grave is here.
Elfin: Oh my, my dear Kelly was right. Seeing this tombstone really puts things into perspective. Demoss: I can tell you right now next time there won't be people gathered around a tombstone that says Demoss. Gwedo: Well it is going to have all our names but one so three of us here will have our names on it. Demoss: Well it ain't havin' mine on it. Shelly: I just realized something. If it doesn't have Demoss' name then it means it will have mine. I am so depressed. Demoss: Don't feel too bad pretty lady. At least you'll get to spend your last hours with me. I'll make sure you enjoy your final days. I specialize in satisfying women. Elfin: I am going to go see in Kelly needs any comforting.
	Shelly: That is so sweet of you Demoss, looking out for me an all. I really thought I had a chance to win too. Suma: What are you all talking about? Gwedo: Oh Shelly is depressed cause Demoss told her than he is going to win and she somehow figured out that meant she wasn't. Suma: Well I could have told her she wasn't going to win. Demoss isn't going to win either. Gwedo: I know Suma, you think you are going to win. The thing is we all think we are going to win, well everyone but Shelly, or else we wouldn't be here. Suma: You are all confident now but we'll she how everyone is doing in a few days.
Shelly: So how exactly did you find out that you are going to win? Demoss: Well it was pretty obvious after I thought about. First off a girl isn't going to win, how lame would that be? I am definitely twice the man any of these other guys are. Hell I am ten times the man Elfin is. Shelly: Ha, try twenty times. Gwedo: You hear those two talking over there? Suma: Yeah, it is one thing to be confident, it is another thing to be just stupid. If either of them make it through this first day then that will be an upset in itself. Gwedo: Ain't that the truth.