Episode 3
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	It wasn't all fun and games in the Sims Survivor house. There were also chores to be done. Suma: Well we've not been here a full day yet but already these slobs have made a mess. Please don't tell me this is going to be like living in a house with a bunch of children. I don't think I can take that. At least there is a computer so I can get my daily dose of Slashdot. I think I'll go brain dead if I have to spend too much time around that Shelly. She is a real piece of work. Elfin seems to thing he is the smartest one in the house but all I've seen out of him so far is a whimp and a whiner. God why couldn't we have had Desmond from the first season here this year? Oh great there is Demoss. Not sure if he is on my side or not, I'll do something to entertain him.
Suma: Hey Demoss look what I can do, juggle! Demoss: That is pretty cool Shannon. Suma: The name's Suma. Demoss: Oh I'm sorry Suma. I knew it was something with an S. You know with all these people here it is kinda hard to keep all the names straight. Suma: You don't seem to have any trouble remembering Shelly's name. Demoss: No duh, did you see the tits on that one? I never forget a pair of knockers like that. Suma: As always another stimulating Sims Survivor conversation. Speaking of those "knockers" they seem to be getting ready for some bouncing on the mechanical bull. Demoss: Damn I better get over there then.
	Shelly: This looks it should be fun. I wonder how it works. Demoss: Hey beautiful, how's it going? Shelly: Oh hey Demoss. I was thinking about taking a ride here on this buffalo thing. Do you know how it works. Demoss: There should be an switch somewhere there. Shelly: Here it is. Whoa, this is bumpy. Goodness, almost too bumpy to be enjoyable. Demoss: No believe me doll face, it isn't too bumpy to be enjoyable. Where are the other guys at? They are missing out. Shelly: I think I want to get off. Demoss: Don't blame you at all. Think I'll head to the bathroom and get off myself. Shelly: What? Demoss: Nevermind.
Kelly: So you see Elfin, I never told Meghan that I liked you. She was just saying that to be mean. She isn't a very nice person. Elfin: So you don't want to kiss every part of my body except my eyeballs? Kelly: No I don't. I don't know why Meghan would say such things. Maybe you should just try to avoid her. Elfin: Maybe, or maybe she is actually the one who wants all those kisses but is afraid to ask so she said it was you. Kelly: I don't think that was it. I think she was just being mean. Elfin: Nah, I think I'm right. Meghan wants me so bad she can't help but lie about it. If the truth got out she might be perceived as a slut in the media. Well I think I'll go find her and introduce her to the some Elfin lovin'.
	Gwedo: Man I didn't know there was a bar here. This is amazing, they don't miss any detail. Hey Mark did you know there was a bar out here? Do you want anything? Mark: Sure little guy, I'll take a beer if they have any. Gwedo: One beer coming up. You know, this isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I thought we would be starving and fighting and dying. Instead it is like a summer resort. Mark: We've only been here for like six or seven hours dude. You didn't think someone was going to have died already, did you? Gwedo: I just remember last year Manatee fighting everyone and being bitchy. There doesn't seem like there is anyone like that this time. Mark: Yeah but she wasn't like that until after the big fire. Gwedo: Thank God there isn't going to be one of those this time.
Mark: Actually, speaking of fire, I think I might grill up burgers here on this grill. Gwedo: Sounds good, but be careful. The last thing we need is a fire. I can just see it now, Sims Survivor last only six hours with no winner because big fire kills all. Mark: Dude you are obsessed with this fire notion. Drop it, there isn't going to be another fire. How lame would that be, two seasons of Sims Survivor and there is a big fire both times. The producers of the show wouldn't allow it. Gwedo: But I thought the whole point of the show was the producers don't control it. We are left to our own devices without any human interference. Mark: That is true, but then the law of averages is against another fire.
	Gwedo: No that isn't right. Since it happened last time it is more likely to happen this time. Think about it, to the game it is the same set-up, eight people in the same house with almost the same layout with no smoke alarms. Mark: Yeah why didn't they put in smoke alarms this time? Gwedo: Maybe the powers that be want a fire? Mark: Why? Gwedo: Maybe it is the best way to eliminate a big chunk of the house or maybe it's for the ratings. People love fire. Mark: If they are hoping for a fire so they get more people tuning in then that is just sick. Anyway the burgers are done. Gwedo: Good, all this talk about death has gotten me hungry.
Meghan: Boy I am hungry. I wouldn't mind having me a big old hunk of Demoss but since he is busy with Shelly, I think I'll settle for some food. I wonder how I can get Demoss to notice me? He seems like he'd be the kind of guy more interested in a bad girl over a slutty one. I guess I really haven't been much of a bad girl yet anyway. I need to think up some pranks to pull on some of the losers in the house. I am sure I can do something to Elfin. He is so lame. Maybe I will get him thinking one of the guys in the house has a crush on him. That would be hilarious. He looks like one of those typical, conservative homophobe losers. Those people are hardly even worth noticing.
	Meghan: Maybe I'll make enough food for two. Then I can invite Demoss in to join me for dinner. If that bitch Shelly follows him I will just tell her that I didn't think there was any point in cooking her anything since she would just be puking it back up in a few minutes anyway. I wonder what other kind of trouble I can cause. Thinking of ways to make trouble always makes me so excited. Maybe I'll start a little fire in a garbage can and freak some people out. Nah, I better not play with fire, that could get out of hand. I know, I will fake my own death. I will pretend I've died, then when no one expects it I will jump up and scare them all. I am sure that will piss of that prissy Kelly.
Meghan: I am going to have so much fun in this house. I hope I am here for a long time so I can really enjoy it. It was a shame how last time half the house died before you even got to know them. Oh well, time to cook my dinner. I wonder how this stove works. At home I just have my little sister JoAnn do all the cooking. Let me see I turn this knob and ... oh shit. FIRE!