Episode 7
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	It had been over a day since most the contestants had eaten and they were starving. Suma: I am so hungry I could eat a horse. Gwedo: You could but don't. I don't know if you've noticed but we really don't have that much food. Suma: What are they trying to do to us? Gwedo: I would say starve us. We just need to make sure we are careful to conserve food. I don't think any of us want to starve to death. Suma: This is out of control. What would you rather have some steak or pork chops? Gwedo: Steak sounds good. Suma: Okay steak it is.
Gwedo: I wonder if we have anything good to drink. Mark: Hey guys, you cookin' some food? Suma: Sure are, hope you like steak Mark. Mark: I love it. So Suma, you can't remember who you are but you can remember how to cook steak? Gwedo: Mark! Suma: It's okay Gwedo I don't mind him asking. I don't know Mark for some reason I can remember simple things like that. Mark: That's weird. Suma: Well I don't recommend it. Losing your memory that is. Mark: I don't plan on it. Gwedo: I don't think it is something you plan on. That is unless it was your strategy all along, huh Suma? Suma: Don't remember, it could have been.
	Suma: So Gwedo what do you do for a living? Gwedo: We've actually already had this conversation Suma. I am a comic book writer. Suma: Oh, I think I remember not liking comic books. How about you Mark? Mark: I don't like them either. Comic books are for geeks. Suma: No, I meant what do you do? Mark: It's a secret. Suma: You can't tell me what you do? Mark: Nope, I seriously can't. Gwedo: Can you tell us but then you'll have to kill us? Mark: You know that gets funnier every single time I hear it. Gwedo: Crise!
Shelly: Hey guys what's up? Gwedo: Mark was just not telling us what he does for a living. Shelly: I work at Hooters. Mark: No, really? How's that working out for you? Shelly: It's not too bad. I get really good tips. It's not what I want to do forever though. I'd like to be an actress. Suma: Are you interested in acting on the stage? Shelly: I'm not sure. I want to be in those movies where people just have sex the whole time. I am really good at having sex so I think I would be great in those movies. Mark: You want to be a porn star? That's funnier than Hell. So what's holding you back? Shelly: I wish I knew. I have a lot of sex but none of it ever seems to get in the cinema.
	Gwedo: See how the train goes under the tunnel up top and comes out the tunnel below? Mark: That's pretty cool. So what do you think about the girls? Gwedo: They seem like nice girls. They aren't really what I look for though in a lover. Mark: I like them both. Suma is sexy and smart. Well she will be smart if she ever gets her memory back. Shelly is just so hot. She is like one of those women you crank to in Playboy. I know you don't agree with me but a girl like that in your bed will make your life complete, no matter how many beds she was in before. Gwedo: Is sex and food all you ever think of? Mark: Dude we are locked in a house with nothing else to do. What do you want me to talk about? Gwedo: I don't know.
Suma decides to clean up the mess in the kitchen. Suma: This place is a mess. I don't know how these people live like this. I just remembered something else. I remember that I am a neat freak. I can't live like this. This is going to take me forever to clean up. Maybe I can get some help. Mark! Gwedo! Shelly! Anyone hear me? Mark: Yeah, what is it Suma? Suma: I was wondering if anyone could help me with this mess. Mark: Ugh, I really hate cleaning but I guess I could help a little. Suma: Thanks Mark. So do you have a girlfriend on the outside. Mark: No not currently, I had one but things just didn't work out with her. Suma: Really? Do you mind me asking why? Mark: I guess not.
	Mark: Who was eating birthday cake? Suma: So Mark what happened? Mark: She cheated on me. We were dating while I was at school in Madison. Her name was Libby Hoeler. Suma: That name sounds familiar for some reason. Which is odd considering I can't remember much of anything. Mark: Yeah, after we broke up I posted a bunch of video clips she sent me while I was away co-oping of her singing, dancing, and stripping. They were quite the rage in Wisconsin. Suma: Hmm, I think I was thinking of someone else. She wasn't a lawyer in DC was she? Mark: I don't think so. Suma: That was back in college though. How about more recently. Mark: My job keeps me pretty busy and I don't have time for that stuff right now.
Mark: I'm gonna get cleaned up a little, find Gwedo, and come back and help some more in a few. Suma: Okay but make sure you come back because there is a lot more to do here. Mark: I will. Okay, now I really need to take a shit. This is going to be a pretty nasty smelling one so I'll go outside so I don't offend anyone. I really don't like it when people ask me about my personal life. I don't mind when they tell me about theirs but I feel uncomfortable discussing mine. I think I might have pissed everyone off before when I wouldn't discuss my work. Then I lied to Suma about Libby Hoeler. I never met her. I cranked to her videos a few times but I never dated her. At least no one can bother me while I poop.
	Suma: Mark better come back. There is enough work here for all four of us. Of course I am the only one who seems to notice. Oh here they come. Mark: Told you I would return. Suma: Thank goodness and I see you brought help. Gwedo: We come to clean. Suma: That's what I like to hear. What were you guys doing? Gwedo: I was talking with Shelly. I have some friends who work in the porn industry and I gave Shelly a few names. Mark: You have friends in the porn industry and you didn't mention this until now? Gwedo: Didn't know it was that big a deal. Why, you interested in a career change as well? Mark: No.
Gwedo: Damn Mark you didn't tell me there was this much crap to clean up. Mark: If I had told you then you wouldn't have come. Suma: Now Mark you know Gwedo loves to clean. Gwedo: I usually have people do this for me. Suma: You have a maid? Gwedo: No, I have people that owe me debts and are more than willing to do anything I ask them. Mark: Debts? What they do run out of comic book money? Gwedo: It's more complicated than that. I'll tell you about it right after you tell me what kind of work you do. Mark: That's okay, I don't need to know. Suma: You boys and all your secrets.