Episode 9
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	Even though there were still four people in the house a lot of the time the contestants found themselves alone with only themselves to talk to. Gwedo: This cleaning crap needs to stop. We are all working our asses off trying to make the house spic-and-span just so in a few days we can all die in it. Last night at this time we were all standing around watching our new friends burn to death. Tonight we are cleaning up the mess the fire left behind. Makes me want to puke. If I wasn't positive I'd win this thing I think I'd walk out right now. I'd be the smart one. The one who just has had enough and leaves. I'd be the Tandy of season two.
Gwedo: Hey Mark, another load? Mark: Never stops. Gwedo: You know the minute we finish this there is going to be another fire and we get to start all over again. Mark: If there is another fire I think I'm jumping into it this time. Gwedo: Tell me about it. Phew back inside for another load. That Mark guy isn't too bad. He seems a little unsure of himself for someone who seems to always speak his mind. Maybe he's just stuck his foot in his mouth one too many times. I kinda feel I am carrying him though. If it wasn't for me he'd probably be gone already. Either for trying to sleep with Suma or sleeping with Shelly. I need to start getting serious about this game and only worry about myself. You are a good guy Mark but you're on your own now.
	Gwedo: Damn there is just too much to do. I am so tired too. Maybe if I just lay here and take a nap on the floor. So without my help Mark won't last much longer. How Shelly and her peanut size brain has lasted this long is beyond me. If her brain was just half the size of one of those melons she carries around on her chest then she'd stand a chance. Finally there is Suma. After the first day I picked her to be my toughest competition. Now though she is walking around like a little lost puppy. She'll probably be the next to go unless she gets her memory back. I almost kind of hope she does so I will at least have some competition here. Time to sleep.
Mark: What the Hell is he doing, sleeping in the middle of the floor? He has seen the bedrooms hasn't he? Oh well maybe it is a strategy move. It looks like he was working so hard he just passed out while taking out garbage. I need to come up with a better strategy of my own. The whole tall, dark and mysterious thing isn't really working out. Maybe I should just come clean and tell everyone that my job really isn't that secretive. Though they might laugh when I tell them my job is working at Blockbuster. I mean Gwedo writes comics and Suma is a med student. Those jobs are a lot cooler than checking videos. I love my job though. I get to see all the new movies. I wonder if Shelly would stop liking me if she found out the truth. Maybe I should just keep it a secret. Shit I hate secrets.
	Mark: Maybe I will try this Gwedo strategy. I was working so hard here in the kitchen I just fell over exhausted. Hell if it works for Gwedo it should work for me. Gwedo is a nice guy but we really don't have too much in common. I wonder if Demoss or Elfin was here instead of Gwedo if I'd be having a better time. Probably not Elfin he annoyed me in the one day he was here. Actually the way Demoss and Shelly were flirting, if he was here those two would probably just be having sex the whole time. Then I would have no one at all to talk to and the only chance I have to hit it in the house would be taken away. I guess I'm glad I have Gwedo here.
Suma: Boy oh boy am I tired. Today has been a long day. Not as long as the first day but at least I remembered today. Hopefully a full nights sleep will help jog my memory some more. This morning my memory was very sketchy but as the day has gone on I have started to remember more and more things. I am not really sure how I want to play this memory card I've been dealt. Up to this point I've been pretty honest about what I remember and what I don't. However, Mark and who knows else are questioning me already. It might be too dangerous to not reveal the truth if I do get my memory back before this game is over. I could lose trust in the house and before I know it they'll all be having secret meals while I am asleep so they stay fed and I go hungry.
	Shelly: Ugh spending half the night unconscious outside by a hot tub makes you a little hungry. I wonder where everyone is. Oh wait I see Mark huddled up in a ball over there in the middle of the kitchen floor. Looks like he was working so hard he collapsed. What a dumb ass. I haven't lifted one finger around here and I am not about too. I cleaned up after enough pigs while working at Hooters. Last think I want to do is come here and do more of the same. Let's see, to pay those bastards back for leaving me outside I'll cook up these pork chops for myself. I hope they didn't want any of them.
Shelly: I'm glad they gave us two kitchen sets this time. Otherwise everything would have burned up after that first night and we'd be screwed. Not that we aren't already with what little food we do have. Oh I just got a killer idea. I'll put on some of that really red lipstick I brought. Then I'll kiss Mark a bunch of times on his face. When he wakes up and walks around Suma and Gwedo will see it and not know what to think. It'll be great. Hell, I'll even try to sell some line about how Mark and I fooled around a little. I bet Mark just plays along to make himself look cool in front of Gwedo. Who knows, he might be so confused as to think we really did do something. I am so bad.
	Gwedo: Ouch, I don't recommend sleeping on the floor. My head is killing me. I bet no one even saw me here. Next time I am just sleeping in a bed. I smell food. I can't believe someone cooked something and didn't wake the rest of us up. I thought we agreed that we would always eat together so we all got the same amount of food. Smells likes pork chops. I bet it was Mark. He has been wanting those pork chops since we got here. That's it, if Mark is going to be sneaking food then it's no more friendly Gwedo. I'm taking the gloves off. I should go punch him in the stomach and make him puke the pork chops out. Actually though then he'd probably pound me considering he is much bigger. Rules are different here in the house. It isn't who you know like on the outside.
Gwedo: You know this is the third day now or maybe it is still the second night. I can't tell. Anyway I haven't watched any television yet. I have no clue what is happening on Ally McBeal. Oh wait they cancelled than. Maybe there are some good cartoons on. You might not know it to look at me but I love cartoons. Let's see, channel one is porn. That's odd. Channel two, porn, channel three porn, channel four ESPN, channel five porn. What kind of television has this much porn on it? Are they trying to give us a hint? Maybe they want a little more action in the house. I guess two full days with people like Shelly and Demoss and no nudity has the producers a little bummed. That is funny. I hope they get none. That'll show'em, the bastards.