Episode 1 Days 1 & 2

Day 1

Welcome to Temptation Island of Death   As the show begins the three couples are riding in a small boat heading toward a tropical island paradise. The contestants are both eager to start the competition as well as confused as to why they are competing in the competition. Unlike other reality shows where the contestants must audition to be on the show, these six people were personally hand selected by Jof, taken from their family and friends, and brought on the show. Some haven't even realized they are on a reality show yet.   "Um, does anyone know where we are going?" asks Elfin.   "I believe we are being taken to that island over there," returns Chinsey as he points to the island in the distance.   "Okay, why?" asks Elfin.   "Well I was talking to the boat captain earlier," begins Chinsey, "an apparently we are about to be on a reality show."   "Oh really?" interrupts Jodi.   "Yeah," says Chinsey, "some sort of Temptation Island rip-off I think."   "Oh God I hope not." says Jodi. "That show sucked ass. I don't want to be apart of filthy trash like that. As a matter of fact I don't really want to be here. When I get back home I am so pressing charges."   The couples finally arrive on the island where they are greeted by their host, Jof. The contestants are immediately freaked out by Jof's appearance. However they become much more freaked out as Jof begins to speak and explain to them the situation they are all now in.   "I would first like to welcome you all to Temptation Island of Death," begins Jof. "You are all probably wondering what you are doing here. Well wonder no more. You've each been selected to compete in the ultimate reality based show of our time and you can't say no. If you haven't already figured out, we don't have six contestants here but three loving couples."   "I don't mean to interrupt," interrupts Demoss, "but Jodi and I broke up over five years ago so we really aren't a couple anymore."   "Yeah, Lydia and I haven't even seen each other is years." continues Chinsey.   "Hold the phone," says Elfin, "if those four are couples that means my significant other would be this guy. I've never met this guy and I am not gay."   "People, people, please don't interrupt." returns Jof, "Pretend all you want that you aren't madly in love with your partner, it isn't going to get you outta this. Since you are here let me explain to you the premise of the show. Each of you will spend three weeks, that's 21 days, here on the island. After tonight we will spilt you apart from you partners and separate you into groups of three on separate parts of the island. Each group of three will be tempted by four individuals. The individuals will be sexy, single ghouls from Hell. Their mission is to get you to leave you partner, kill yourself, and join them in Hell for all eternity. However under no circumstance can they kill you themselves or they will be eliminated. You as contestants must survive the three weeks and prove to your partner that you truly do love them. Oh, and you can't kill any of the other couples but you can kill your partner.   "Oh my God this is horrible!" screams Lydia. "Let me out of this freak show."   "I wasn't finished yet," yells Jof, "anyway, if you try to leave the island before the three weeks is up, I will personally hunt you down and kill you. At the end of each week, you will vote one of the ghouls off your side of the island. In other words on day seven we will go from eight total ghouls to six. Then on day fourteen we will be down to the final four ghouls. If your partner kills himself, you can no longer win the game, however we will not tell you that your partner is dead until after the three weeks in hopes we can convince you to kill yourself as well. I think that's everything. Any questions?"   "Yeah, would you like me to kill you now or later?" asks Demoss.   "Silly man," returns Jof, "you can't kill someone who is already dead. Any serious questions?"   "So all we have to do is just not kill ourselves and we will be fine?" asks Jodi, "These Hell beasts aren't allowed to hurt us?"   "That's right," answers Jof, "the only person allowed to kill you is yourself. Well your partner can kill you too."   "Is there anyway of getting that partner rule changed?" asks Elifn, "I mean even though I supposedly love this guy, whatever his name is, the fact is I've never met him. He may be some sort of crazy fool and actually try to kill me."   "Sorry Elfin, no rule changes, unless I like them." says Jof. "Okay, well I will let you guys have some time to get use to the concept of the game. The three cabins behind me are for each of you. Tomorrow morning we will spilt you up and take you to the ghouls. This may be your last night together so make it count."   With that Jof left leaving the six contestants all standing around with their jaws to the ground.

What's Next?   After Jof's exit the contestants didn't really know what to do next. "Well aren't we in a fine bind." says Demoss.   "What do we do next?" asks Jodi.   "I say we try to escape." returns Elfin.   "Are you crazy?" says Lydia, "did you not hear that scary guy say he would hunt us down and kill us if we escaped. No thank you I am just going to lay low for a few weeks and then go home in one piece."   "I need to lay down. I don't feel so good." says Jodi.   "Well there are three cabins so I guess each couple gets one." returns Demoss.   "Hold on, I am not a couple." interrupts Elfin, "I am not gay! I don't want to share cabin with this other guy."   "Dude you are getting on my nerves." says Demoss. "Who cares if you are gay or not. You don't want to share a cabin with that other guy who never talks, fine, sleep out here on the beach."   The group of six now split up for the first time. Demoss and Jodi go to one cabin, Chinsey and Lydia go to the next, and JB goes to the final one. Elfin, refusing to share a cabin just plops down on the beach.

Jodi & Demoss   "Are you okay Jodi?" asks Demoss as the two enter the cabin. "You said you weren't feeling well."   "I am just in shock." returns Jodi. "I mean yesterday I was just minding my own business then I get kidnapped. The next thing I know I am seeing you again and all sorts of old feeling are being dug up. Then I come to find out I am on some reality show with Hell demons. It is all just too much."   "Yeah, it is all pretty weird." says Demoss. "I don't know why this stuff seems to always happen. I should be really pissed right now but I'm not. I mean I'm not really in any danger. I know you don't have it in you to kill me and I certainly wouldn't kill myself. So instead of just being pissed for the next few weeks maybe I can try to enjoy myself."   "Enjoy yourself?" asks Jodi "Are you crazy? How can you enjoy yourself when you are being held against your own will on an island playing a game whose premise is to stay alive?"   "I would expect as much from you Jodi." smirks Demoss. "You can never look at anything positively. That is why we aren't together anymore you know."   "We broke up cause I caught you cheating on me dumbass." yells Jodi. "I'm sorry if I can't see any positives in this situation. If you could be serious maybe every once and a while. I am tired. I am going to bed."   "Give me a blanket," barks Demoss, "I am sleeping on the floor."   "Fine!" yells Jodi.   "Fine!" returns Demoss.

Lydia & Chinsey   While Jodi and Demoss where having their little tuff, Chinsey and Lydia were settling in to their cabin. "This is pretty weird, huh?" says Lydia.   "Yeah, you could say that." begins Chinsey. "Competing in a reality show with ghouls where ... "   "No not that," interrupts Lydia, "of course that is weird. I am talking about us seeing each other again after so long."   "Yeah, that is weird." says Chinsey. "How have you been?"   "Okay, I guess." returns Lydia. "I got married. I am not in love with my husband any more though. I never really did love him, not like I use to love you."   "Really?," says Chinsey, "cause I sort of feel the same way. Since we parted ways I often think what if. Our love was an innocent, pure love. We loved each other in a time when we knew nothing but love."   "Oh Chinsey," begins Lydia, "I've missed you so much."   "Not half as much as I've missed you Lydia." returns Chinsey.   "Take me Chinsey, take me!" moans Lydia.   "Don't mind if I do." returns Chinsey.

Elfin & JB   Meanwhile it has started to get windy outside and Elfin is tired of getting sand blown into his eyes so he decides to bite the bullet and go into his cabin. When he gets in JB is lying in bed. "Hi," begins Elfin, "I want to start off saying that I don't have any beefs with you. I don't know you and if I've said anything that may have insulted you I apologize. I just am not gay and tired of people thinking I am."   "It's okay dude," says JB, "I understand."   "So you do talk." returns Elfin.   "Yeah, I wasn't saying much earlier cause I was so excited. I can't believe I am on a reality show, this is going to be awesome!"   "Awesome?" asks Elfin, "I am sorry but I don't share your enthusiasm. I do not want to be here at all."   "You and all the others," begins JB, "you guys don't know how lucky your are. Of all the people in the world they've chosen us six."   "Well I guess it is good someone is enjoying themselves." finishes Elfin.

Day 2

The Next Morning   Early the next morning everyone is awoken by the sound of screams. They all race out of their cabins to find Jof waiting for them with eight ghastly ghouls. "Good to see you are all up and Adam." says Jof.   "What was all that screaming?" asks Jodi.   "Just a little wake up call." returns Jof, "Now I'd like you all to meet the ghouls you will be spending the next three weeks with. I am going to ask each ghoul to introduce themselves and say a little piece."   The first ghoul stepped forward and began to speak, "Hello, I am Zombie Kristine, but my friends call me ZK. After spending a few minutes with me you are going to want to take a walk on the dead side."   Zombie Kristine took a step back and the next ghoul stepped forward, "My name is Count Desmondula. I'll give you a night you'll never forget. We'll have dinner, go a movie, and afterwards maybe a little drink."   "Aloha, my name is Booga-Bert. I can boogie on the dance floor but wait til you see me boogie under the covers."   "My name is Ghost Bug, I will go in and out of you like no one you've ever met."   "Hello, me Markenstein. Me like little girls."   "Hello, my name is Bad Josh. I'm bad to the bone. Yeah, that bone, ha ha ha!"   "GutenMorgen, I am Elizagretch. Two heads are better than one. Zwei Köpfe sind besser als ein."   "My name is Stephen Centaur. You can ride me all night if it'll make you happy." Stephen Centaur walks back in line and all eight ghouls turn to face Jof.   "Excellent," begins Jof, "so now we've all met. It is time to split the couples up. Make sure you say your goodbyes cause this may be the last time you see your loved ones alive. This is going to be great!"   Demoss and Jodi leave each other without even saying goodbye. Elfin and JB shake hands and wish each other the best of luck. Chinsey and Lydia embrace and give each other one last passionate kiss. Then Jof leads Demoss, Chinsey, and Elfin off to the otherside of the island where the adventure is about to start.

Quotes from Next Week's All New Temptation Island of Death   "What dates?" asks Jodi.   "No, I pretty much just turned evil." returns Elizagretch.   "Blood?" yells Elfin, "that is gross. Crise this sucks!"