Episode 3 Days 3 & 4

Demoss and Zombie Kristine's First Date   Demoss went into his date with Zombie Kristine a little weary. The previous night he had a spend a great amount of time getting to know Zombie Kristine and developed somewhat of a crush on her that even he wouldn't admit to himself.   "So did you have a good evening?" asks Demoss.   "It was okay, just sat around and puked." returns Zombie Kristine, "we zombies don't really sleep."   "I am not really sure what to make of this whole situation." says Demoss, "My relationship with Jodi is over. It has been over for a long time. I am ready to move on. I just don't think I am ready to die yet."   "I understand completely." says Zombie Kristine, "I was in love once."   "Really, with who?" asks Demoss.   "I don't want to say," answers Zombie Kristine, "it is embarrassing."   "Come on, I promise I won't tell anyone." returns Demoss.   "Okay." says Zombie Kristine, "I use to be pretty hot and heavy with Jof."   "You are kidding me, Jof?" says Demoss, "that spooky dude who is behind this whole mess?"   "Yes him. Let's not talk about it anymore. Let's talk about something different." returns Zombie Kristine.

Jodi and Markenstein's First Date   "Ugh, this whole dating thing pisses me off." begins Jodi, "The only thing I need less than a man right now is a ghoul."   "Me sorry." says Markenstein.   "Well it isn't your fault." says Jodi. "It is that damn Jof. I am going to crush him so bad in court he'll never see the light of day."   "Jof is bad." says Markenstein.   "Exactly," returns Jodi, "you know where I am coming from. I bet he kidnapped you guys too. You probably want to play this game as much as I do."   "Markenstein likes flowers." says Markenstein.   "Aw, that's sweet." says Jodi, "I like flowers too. Maybe I was wrong about you. However, that doesn't change the fact I want to get out here."

First Date Wrap Ups   The third day ends with everyone returning from their dates. There will be a second round of dates tomorrow.   "Jodi, how did your date with Markenstein go?" asks Lydia.   "Actually it was a lot better than I thought it would be," returns Jodi, "he turned out to be a real nice ... whatever he is. Hell if I had to go out with him again or Demoss I think I'd pick him. How was your date."   "I had a blast." says Lydia. "Stevie C. let me go horseback riding on him. Plus he has a real good sense of humor."   "I am a little surprised." said Jodi, "I assumed these ghouls would all be nasty and gross. However some of them don't seem to that bad afterall. They are just regular people underneath all the flashy exterior."   "Hey girls," interrupts JB, "so who is going to be slitting their wrists tonight?"   "Real funny JB." says Lydia, "these ghouls aren't too bad but you won't see me giving up my Chinsey to join them in Hell."   "Yeah, my future is too bright to let this stupid game mess that all up." returns Jodi.

Day 4

Second Date Warm Ups   The morning of the fourth day on the island begins very similar to the morning of the third day. The contestants awake to the lovely sounds of screams and go outside to see who they will be dating today. The guy's board says "Demoss - Elizagretch, Chinsey - Count Desmondula, Elfin - Ghost Bug." The girl's board says "Jodi - Stephen Centaur, Lydia - Bad Josh, JB - Marenstein."   "Who you stuck with?" asks Chinsey.   "Looks like Elizagretch," returns Demoss, "that's the two headed one right?"   "Yeah," says Chinsey, "that's her. We went out yesterday. She is pretty nice but weird as all get out."   "You going out with Zombie Kristine?" asks Demoss.   "Nah, I got the vampire guy." says Chinsey.   "Oh good, well, we better get going. Our dates await us." returns Demoss.

Chinsey and Count Desmondula's First Date   "Okay now, Count, I think we need to discuss something right up front," begins Chinsey. "Just because this is a date between two men I want you to know I am not gay."   "Crise," returns Count Desmondula, "what is up with you all and your gay obsessions? Why couldn't they have just put me on the girl's side of the island. I don't care if you are gay or not, I just want you to kill yourself."   "Okay, as long as we have that straight." says Chinsey. "So Count, when you finish counting does thunder and lightning really go off like on Sesame Street?"   "Only if it is raining." returns Count Desmondula. "Let's talk about something else. Did you know Eminem is coming out with a new album?"   "Ugh, that is depressing." says Chinsey.   "I know," begins Count Desmondula, "almost worth killing yourself over, isn't it?"

Lydia and Bad Josh's First Date   "Hey baby," says Bad Josh.   "Well hi there Bad Josh." returns Lydi.   "So baby, wanna do something wild?" asks Bad Josh.   "I dunno," says Lydia, "I've always been a pretty conservative person."   "Come on baby," returns Bad Josh, "live a little."   "Okay, I will," says Lydia, "what are we going to do?"   "It's a surprise baby," says Bad Josh, "it's a surprise!"

Elfin and Ghost Bug's First Date   "Boo!" says Ghost Bug.   "Come on, boo?" returns Elfin, "could you be any less original?"   "Shut the Hell up dweeb." returns Ghost Bug, "what are you anyway some kind of gnome?"   "My name is Elfin and I am a man," returns Elfin, "I look like an elf but I am a man."   "So do you work with Santa Claus?" asks Ghost Bug.   "No I do not." barks Elfin, "you are so ignorant. So where are we going for this stupid date?"   "Nudie bar," returns Ghost Bug.

JB and Markenstein's First Date   "Please tell me you are going to be a better date than that thug Booga-Bert." says JB.   "Me is better," comments Markenstein.   "Good," says JB, "the minute he heard I wasn't going to kill myself for him he ended the date early."   "I like little girls," says Markenstein.   "I like them too," says JB, "they are always so cute and sweet. Speaking of sweet, I could use some cake. Want to go get some cake?"   "Cake is good." returns Markenstein.   "Jodi was right, you are a sweetheart," says JB, "let's go get some cake."

Demoss and Elizagretch's First Date   "So tell me Elizagretch, from a female ghoul perspective, what do you think of Zombie Kristine?" asks Demoss.   "She is really nice, you know, for a zombie." returns Elizagretch. "The whole brain eating and puking can be a turn off though."   "Yeah that is true." says Demoss. "I wonder if some Pepto could help the puking."   "Why the interest in ZK?" asks Elizagretch. "She is all you've really talked about all day. If I was a little smarter I'd think you might have a thing for her."   "No, have a thing for a zombie," laughs Demoss, "that's impossible. I just find the whole zombie way of life pretty interesting."   "Sure, whatever you say Demoss." returns Elizagretch.

Jodi and Stephen Centaur's First Date   "Anything special you'd like to do?" asks Stephen Centaur.   "Yeah I'd like to go home." returns Jodi.   "I meant on our date." says Stephen Centaur.   "Well I don't want to ride you around like a horse like Lydia did." says Jodi.   "You don't have to worry about that," returns Stephen Centaur, "I wasn't going to invite you to."   "This date sucks." says Jodi.   "Goodness," says Stephen Centaur, "you are a bitch."

Lydia   After returning very late from her date with Bad Josh, Lydia heads directly to the confessional booth.   "Oh my God," begins Lydia, "I cannot believe what I've just done. I went out today with Bad Josh and had probably the best day of my life. That would be fine and all except at the end of the date, Bad Josh took me back to his layer of Hell and we made love. It was intense. It was probably the best sex I've ever had. That would normally be a good thing except afterwards all I could think of was Chinsey. If he finds out I cheated on him with a demon it will break his heart. I don't know what to do. I still love Chinsey but I certainly want to see Bad Josh again. This is insane!"

Quotes from Next Week's All New Temptation Island of Death   "Did Lydia come home last night from her date?" asks Jodi.   "Sure I'll watch Jodi." says Demoss   "That's awesome!" says Jof, "we got one."