Episode 4 Days 5 & 6

Day 5

Good Morning   "Good morning JB." says Jodi.   "Morning Jodi." returns JB.   "Did Lydia come home last night from her date?" asks Jodi.   "I heard some banging around in her cabin pretty late last night so I am assuming she did." returns JB. "Oh here she is now. Let's ask her."   "Morning guys," says Lydia.   "So Lydia," starts Jodi, "out late last night?"   "Well there is no use keeping it from you guys," says Lydia, "I slept with Bad Josh last night."   "You did what?" yells Jodi, "I didn't know demons even had sex."   "They do and they are really good at it." returns Lydia.   "What are you going to do about Chinsey?" asks JB.   "I don't know yet." says Lydia. "I am still thinking over my options."

No Dates   "Do we have dates today?" asks Demoss.   "I don't know Demoss," says Chinsey, "usually that bulletin board says who we are dating but there is nothing on it today."   "Here comes a few ghouls they might know." says Demoss. "Hey Count Desmondula, we have dates today?"   "We were suppose to but Jof has cancelled them," returns Count Desmondula.   "Why did he do that?" asks Chinsey.   "I dunno," says Count Desmondula, "said we are going to start back up tomorrow."

The Reprimand   "Bad Josh, did you take one of the contestants to Hell with you yesterday on your date?" asks Jof.   "Yeah," answers Bad Josh.   "You know we aren't suppose to be taking these people to Hell unless they are dead. If you do it while they are still alive they are never going to want to kill themselves." returns Jof.   "I know Jof," begins Bad Josh, "but it didn't play out that way. My taking Lydia to Hell has probably guarantee she will be killing herself before the week is out, either that or Chinsey will kill her."   "You know, I never thought of it that way." says Jof. "If Chinsey somehow finds out the love of his life is a demon whore he'll certainly go crazy and try to kill her and then maybe kill himself."   "See boss, it's gonna work out." returns Bad Josh.   "Well you got lucky this time Bad Josh." says Jof. "I don't want you taking anyone else down there, understood?"   "Yes sir." finishes Bad Josh.

Sex, Lies, and Videotapes   Jof next has Elfin, Chinsey, and Demoss meet him at a neutral location in the center of the island. Jof discusses why he has brought them here, "Today we are going to do something different. I have in my hands three video tapes. Each one shows your partner on one of their dates over the past few days. I will let you watch this tape, but if you choose to watch it, then you partner will watch a tape of you on your date. If you choose not to watch it then you partner can't watch one either. We will begin with Demoss."   "Sure I'll watch Jodi." says Demoss. Jof hands him a little viewing device. Demoss turns it on and sees Jodi on her date with Markenstein. The two are talking about flowers and Jodi has her hand on Markenstein's leg. "Oh well, looks like Jodi has gone for the dumbest guy on the island. If only I cared."   "That's okay Demoss," says Jof, "you can cry, we'll only make fun of you a little. Now it is your turn Elfin. Would you like to watch what JB has been doing?"   "I could care less what JB is doing." says Elfin, "I pass.";   "Very well," says Jof, "now on to Chinsey. Would you like to watch Lydia on her date? I strongly recommend it."   "Sure I'll watch," says Chinsey, "I know Lydia loves me and wouldn't do anything to hurt me." Chinsey receives the viewing device from Jof and starts watching. "Hold on a minute, this is a porn, this isn't the right tape."   "Look a little closer," says Jof.   "Okay," begins Chinsey, "oh my God, that is Lydia! What is she doing? Who is that red guy?"

The Other Side   After finishing with the guys, Jof invited JB and the girls to the neutral center location. He explains to the girls how this little game works.   "So if your partner watched the video then we get to?" asks Lydia.   "Yes that's right," says Jof, "and believe me Chinsey certainly watched a video of you."   "Oh my God, what did you show him?" asks Lydia.   "Just you and Bad Josh makin' babies," laughs Jof. Lydia then bursts out in tears and runs back to her cabin. "Ah, that was funny, now for you Jodi, Demoss did watch you on your date so you get to watch him."   Jodi is given the viewing device and watched Demoss on his date with Zombie Kristine. "Oh my, look at the loser," says Jodi, "he is crazy about that nasty, puking zombie. Look at him flirt with her. If he only showed me half that much attention when we were dating..."   "What about me?" asks JB.   "Sorry JB," says Jof, "Elfin didn't watch the video so neither can you."   "That bastard!" yells JB, "I knew he'd cheat on me."   "I thought you guys didn't even know each other?" asks Jodi.   "We don't but that doesn't make it okay!" barks JB.

Casualties of Love   "Jof, Jof, did you hear?" yells Bad Josh.   "No what?" asks Jof, "I just got back from showing the girls the videos."   "Lydia is dead!" says Bad Josh.   "What?" says Jof.   "Yeah, she was so upset that she flipped." says Bad Josh, "she is in Hell right now."   "That's awesome!" says Jof, "we got one."   "I am going to ask her to marry me." says Bad Josh.   "Congratulations," says Jof, "but you can't leave til the game ends or you are voted off by the remaining contestants."   "Aw, come on Jof," says Bad Josh, "I got you the first person, you can let me go."   "Nope, rules are rules." says Jof, "just be an ass to the remaining two on your side of the island so they vote you off."   Meanwhile back on the girls side of the island. "Lydia did it," says Jodi, "she let them get to her."   "It's sad." says JB. "I am going to miss her."   "She did it to herself." says Jodi. "I hope their happy, this is the only one they are going to get though. At least I hope it is."

Day 6

More Dates   The following morning there is a very somber feeling on the girl's side of the island. JB and Jodi emerge from their cabins to see the dating has begun again. "Hmm, Booga-Bert," says Jodi as she looks at the bulletin. "Sounds like a loser."   "Actually I went out with him on the first day of dating" says JB. "He wasn't very friendly. After he found out that I had no intention of killing myself for him, he gave me the cold shoulder".   "Well he isn't going to like me much either." returns Jodi. "Shame Lydia isn't around anymore. Sorry, that was cruel. Whom you stuck with?"   "I have Bad Josh." says JB.   "Ouch, be careful, he is the one that pushed Lydia over the edge." returns Jodi.   "Don't worry about me." says JB. "I am a big boy. I can take care of myself."   On the other side of the island, where the demise of Lydia is still unknown, the guys are getting their first glimpse of whom they will be going out with. "Looks like I have Zombie Kristine." says Elfin. "Wow, a girl, I was actually paired up with a girl."   "Well don't try anything with her." says Demoss. "She is a good girl and doesn't need to you insulting her or anything."   "Touchy aren't we?" returns Elfin, "you are just pissed that you got Count Desmondula."   "The Count isn't too bad." says Chinsey. "I got Ghost Bug. Haven't had a chance to get to know him too well. This might be interesting."

Demoss and Count Desmondula's First Date   Count Desmondula realized that the approach he took on his first two dates, with Elifn and Chinsey, obviously hadn't worked because both were still alive and kicking. So the Count decided instead of just hanging out with Demoss he would try romancing him. At first he thought this approach might yield some unwanted results, like having to make out with Demoss. However the Count knew if he didn't do something different he would fail with Demoss where he had failed with the others.   "You look a little shocked." says Count Desmondula as the date begins.   "Well I wasn't expecting this." returns Demoss. The two have been magically transported to a heart shaped Jacuzzi. "I was talking with the other guys and they said on their dates with you that you guys just had cocktails and talked."   "I wanted to do something more special with you." lies Count Desmondula.   "Lucky me," returns Demoss, "not that I am complaining but usually one doesn't sit in a Jacuzzi fully clothed like we are."   "Yeah, I know," begins Count Desmondula, "but during the magical transportation process we can't take off your clothes and if we would have stripped down before then it wouldn't have been a surprise."   "Believe me," returns Demoss, "anything that involves the two of use naked together will be a huge surprise."   "This isn't working is it?" asks Count Desmondula, "you have no desire to kill yourself?"   "No, sorry dude, nice try though." responds Demoss.

Quotes from Next Week's All New Temptation Island of Death   "Well maybe we can work some sort of a deal." says Jodi.   "Liar!" yells Demoss, "she would never do that."   "Oh my God what happened to you?" asks Jodi.