Episode 5 Days 6 & 7

Jodi and Booga-Bert's First Date   Of all the ghouls, no one was having a worse time than Booga-Bert. The obligation of going on dates and participating in the game was taking away from his bike riding. He had now gotten to a point where he didn't care any more if he got someone to kill themselves. He just wanted to go back to Hell.   "So, let me have it," begins Jodi, "what are you going to do to try to get me to kill myself like Lydia did? You all are a bunch of animals, you know that?"   "I am not going to do anything." says Booga-Bert. "I don't care what you do."   "Oh come on, at least try to get me to kill myself." says Jodi. "Actually I am a little depressed."   "I don't care." returns Booga-Bert.   "Why so glum?" asks Jodi.   "I don't want to be here." returns Booga-Bert. "I wanna get back to my bike riding. Jof isn't letting us leave though until the end unless we get voted off."   "Wow so you want out of here almost as much as I do." says Jodi.   "No sweetheart," says Booga-Bert, "I want it more."   "Well maybe we can work some sort of a deal." says Jodi.   "I'm listening." returns Booga-Bert.

Elfin and Zombie Kristine's First Date   "So what is the deal with you and Demoss?" asks Elfin.   "What do you mean?" returns Zombie Kristine.   "I mean Demoss is always talking about you." says Elfin. "If I had to guess I would think he has a little crush on you."   "I doubt that." returns Zombie Kristine. "Why would a nice guy like Demoss want to have anything to do with a nasty, puking zombie like myself?"   "I ask myself the very same question." says Elfin, "but if I didn't know any better I would say you have an admirer."   "I guess that wouldn't be all bad." says Zombie Kristine.   "So, how about this." returns Elfin. "To prove you that I am not gay, I want to see you naked."   "Who said anything about you being gay?" asks Zombie Kristine.   "Everyone!" says Elfin, "they coupled me up with a guy. So come on strip. If you do I'll strongly consider killing myself."   "Oh really?" returns Zombie Kristine, "okay then. That'd be worth it."

JB and Bad Josh's First Date   "Okay, I am a little freaked out." begins JB.   "Freaked out," returns Bad Josh, "why?"   "Well first thing, I've never been on a date with a real demon." says JB, "second, you are the ghoul somewhat responsible for Lydia doing herself in."   "Lydia was weak." says Bad Josh, "are you weak little man."   "Not sure I really want to find out." returns JB. "So what did you have planned for our date?"   "I was thinking of tying you up with chains and beating you with a whip." returns Bad Josh.   "That seems like it would hurt." says JB. "I thought there was some sort of rule that you ghouls couldn't hurt us."   "Only rule I know about is we can't kill you." says Bad Josh. "I am not planning on killing you. Just beating you to a bloody pulp."   "Oh, okay," says JB, "don't think I'm going to be enjoying this date to much."

Chinsey and Ghost Bug's First Date   Chinsey waits around for Ghost Bug for most of the afternoon. He is beginning to get a little annoyed. It's one thing when a girl stands you up, but a ghost. Finally a little after four Ghost Bug floats in.   "Where have you been?" asks Chinsey.   "Overslept," returns Ghost Bug, "oh well shit happens."   "You suck." says Chinsey.   "Back at you." says Ghost Bug, "so I'm heading over to the nudie bar. You coming?"   "No thank you," says Chinsey, "I don't want to go anywhere with you."   "Your loss bud, c-ya," says Ghost Bug as he floats off.

Round 1 in the Bag   With the end of the days dates, the first round of dating comes to an end. Everyone would have had an opportunity to go out with each ghoul had the third day of dating not been cancelled. Tomorrow each side of the island will vote off one of their ghouls.   "How was you date?" asks Chinsey.   "Pretty miserable," says Demoss, "we spend most of the time sitting in a Jacuzzi with all of our clothes on."   "How about you Elfin?" says Chinsey.   "Well Zombie Kristine got naked for me on our date." laughs Elfin.   "Liar!" yells Demoss, "she would never do that."   "Oh yeah," laughs Elfin, "that is where you are wrong, punk!"   "I am going to kick your ass!" says Demoss as he throws a punch at Elfin. He hits Elfin square in the face and Elfin falls to the ground knocked out. "That'll teach you to lie to me."

Hot Nights   "Oh my God what happened to you?" asks Jodi.   "Bad Josh happened to me." says JB.   "I thought they weren't suppose to hurt us?" returns Jodi.   "Nope, they just can't kill us." says JB, "they can beat the crap out of us all they want."   "That's it, I am going to have a talk with that Bad Josh." says Jodi. Jodi storms over to where the ghouls are staying and starts yelling at Bad Josh, "who the Hell do you think you are beating up poor JB?"   "Bite me bitch," returns Bad Josh.   "Everyone settle down," says Stephen Centaur, "I am sure we can solve this like adults. What is the problem Jodi?"   "This red piece of shit somehow got Lydia to kill herself and now he has tortured JB." says Jodi.   "We are allowed to hurt people, just not kill them." says Stephen Centaur. "If we kill one of you guys then we are disqualified and have to leave the island."   "You are kidding," says Bad Josh, "is that what happens, they just kick us off the island. That's great." With that Bad Josh walks up to Jodi and snaps her neck.

Chinsey   Chinsey decides to spill his guts, figuratively, in the confessional booth.   "I don't really know where to begin," starts Chinsey. "I have been putting on a happy face for the ghouls, Demoss, and Elfin but on the inside I am all torn up. I haven't been able to think about anything other than that video Jof showed me of Lydia and that ghoul. I keep thinking maybe it was a doctored tape. What if it wasn't? Does that mean Lydia doesn't really love me like I do her? Could she have just been using me for my body? I am so confused. I am thinking about sneaking over to her side of the island. I have to ask her a few questions. This is killing me."

Day 7

Elimination Station   "Bad Josh, you knew the rules, and you broke them." begins Jof.   "Yes sir I did." says Bad Josh, "I am so sorry. It was an accident. I was just trying to get her to shut up."   "Well you did accomplish that." says Jof. "Anyway how are we going to explain this to Demoss, provided he makes it through the next two weeks? I am sorry Bad Josh but you broke the rules and now you must pay the price. You have been eliminated from Temptation Island of Death."   "No anything but that," laughs Bad Josh.   "Sorry, no exceptions." says Jof.

No Vote   It is the seventh day and both sides of the island are to lose one ghoul. The girls side of the island, well JB's side of the island, is already down to three ghouls with the disqualification of Bad Josh so there is no need for a vote.   "So JB," begins Jof, "since we disqualified Bad Josh this morning there is no need for you to vote off a ghoul."   "Fine by me," returns JB, "I would have voted off Bad Josh anyway. I can't believe he just killed Jodi like that. At least with Lydia he played by the rules."   "Yeah, he is a bit of a loose cannon." says Jof, "probably won't have him back for Temptation Island of Death 2."

C-ya Later Alligator   The other side of the island does get to vote. "Morning gentlemen," begins Jof, "you know why I am here. Today the three of get the dubious honor of voting off one of the ghouls that you have grown so attached to."   "I thing loser Demoss here is the only one of us that is attached to any of these stupid ghouls." says Elfin.   "I kicked your ass once and I'll do it again if you don't shut up." returns Demoss.   "Sweet!" says Jof, "look at you two boys fight. This is going to wonderfully. Anyway, you three need to discuss among yourself who you want to vote off and tell me."   "I say we vote off Zombie Kristine." says Elfin.   "I say I kick your ass," counters Demoss and he jumps Elfin and begin to pound him into the ground.   "Have a decision yet?" asks Jof.   "Yeah," says Chinsey, "we are voting off Ghost Bug. He was really a bad date yesterday."   "Okay, Ghost Bug is gone like the wind." responds Jof.   "That should shut that damn elf up." says Demoss and he stands up. "So what's up, who we getting rid of?"   "I voted off Ghost Bug." returns Chinsey.   "Oh okay," returns Demoss, "never went out with him myself. Think I might of went with Desmondula after that date we went on yesterday but Ghost Bug is fine. He did seem kind of negative."

Quotes from Next Week's All New Temptation Island of Death   "Are you crazy, why would you want to do something like that?" returns Demoss.   "I pick Zombie Kristine." says Elfin.   "Hey what he does off the island is really none of my business, just do it." says Jof