Episode 6 Days 8 & 9

Day 8

Day Off   The day following the ghoul eliminations the contestants, the four that were left, were given a day off. They weren't allowed to leave the island or anything, but they didn't have to go on any dates or put up with Jof's ranting. So it was kind of like a day off.   "So what you want to do today?" asks Demoss.   "I think I am going to sneak over to the girls side of the island." says Chinsey.   "Are you crazy, why would you want to do something like that?" returns Demoss.   "That video Jof showed a few days ago is still bothering me." says Chinsey. "I need to see Lydia and see if it was for real. Everything here is so screwed up, that tape could have been nothing more than a trick by Jof to try to get me to go over the edge. I must know."   "You'll get caught." says Demoss, "these people aren't people, they are monsters. They keep saying that they aren't allowed to kill us but I am not sure that rule holds if we start breaking the rules ourselves. We need the rules or we are in trouble."   "There are some things in life more important that safety." says Chinsey, "I love Lydia and I need to see her. I am going, you can come if you'd like but I am not forcing you."   "Dammit Chiz," says Demoss, "I was going to spend the day with Zombie Kristine, but I don't want you going alone, I am coming."

Big Brother   "Sir, I thought you might like to know, I overheard Demoss and Chinsey talking about sneaking over to the other side of the island." says Elizagretch.   "Are they really?" says Jof, "now why would they try something as foolish as that? Do they not know we will catch them easily?"   "Chinsey is worried about Lydia and wants to see her." says Elizagretch.   "Lydia is dead isn't she?" says Jof. "Wait a minute, if we allow Chinsey to discover that Lydia is dead he may be so upset that he kills himself."   "That is true sir," says Elizagretch, "but I thought they weren't suppose to see that partner is dead?"   "Yeah, yeah," says Jof, "that is the rule, but this might work out a lot better. It isn't like we are the ones bending the rules anyway, it is Chinsey and Demoss who are sneaking around. I've made my decision, tell all the other ghouls not to interfere with Chinsey and Demoss' adventure."   "Yes sir." says Elizagretch.

The JB Stands Alone   With the suicide of Lydia and the murder of Jodi, JB was the remaining contestant on his side of the island. So for the day off he decided to just hang with the ghouls. "So what do you guys do for fun in Hell?" asks JB.   "There isn't much fun in Hell." says Stephen Centaur, "but we make due. There are a lot of cranktanks. Some are by invitation only. You know you're someone in Hell if you share a cranktank with Satan."   "There are a few good bike tournaments a year," says Booga-Bert, "usually though you can't just ride for the fun of it. You have to drag a few people behind you for torture. Really slows you down."   "Me like to swim." says Markenstein.   "Really, there is swimming in Hell. I assumed water was scarce." says JB.   "I doubt he swims in water," says Stephen Centaur, "there are rivers of blood, sweat, and crank though. I assume he swims in those if he is swimming at all. I think Markenstein has a few screws loose."   "Me like little girls." says Markenstein.   "Between you and I Markenstein," says JB, "I kind of do too."

Snoops   Surprising themselves, Demoss and Chinsey successfully sneak to the other side of the island without drawing any attention to themselves. When they get there they see JB outside talking with three ghouls. "Well there is JB." says Demoss.   "But where are the girls?" asks Chinsey, "I don't see them."   "Maybe they are inside." says Demoss, "if I know Jodi she'll be inside complaining about something to Lydia."   The two sneak inside the cottages but Lydia and Jodi are not be found. They decide to wait. An hour later they see JB heading toward them. He enters the cottage and can't believe his eyes. "What are you two doing here?" he says.   "We snuck over to see Lydia," says Chinsey, "where are the girls? We've been waiting here for over an hour."   "Oh you don't know." says JB.   "Know what?" says Chinsey.   "Lydia and Jodi are dead." says JB. "Lydia killed herself. Jodi, I don't know what happened to her. She was upset over Bad Josh beating me up on our date and stormed out. The next morning I was told he was dead."   "Oh my God." says Demoss, "I can't believe it. They are both dead?"   "Yep," says JB, "just me over here now. How is Elfin?"   "Other than the fact I have to keep kicking his ass, he is fine." says Demoss.   "What about Chinsey," says JB, "he doesn't look too good."   "Chinsey you okay?" asks Demoss, "I better take him back. I think he is in shock. See you later JB."   "Yeah I hope so," says JB, "this game is a lot more real than you think."

Day 9

Back in the Saddle   The ninth day saw the return of dating to the island. This round was a little different though. The contestants are to choose who they want to go on a date with and then they and their date will go on a two day date that involves an overnight stay. "Well it is time to choose your date for the next two days," says Jof. "Wait a minute, where is Chinsey?"   "He is in the cabin," says Demoss, "he is still in shock."   "In shock from what?" asks Jof.   "He saw Elfin naked," lies Demoss.   "Screw you!" yells Elfin.   "Well then we will just have to choose his date for him. You two can pick yours now." says Jof.   "I pick Zombie Kristine." says Elfin.   "I want her." says Demoss. "You don't even like her, you are just picking her cause you know I like her."   "Settle down boys," says Jof, "we will let Zombie Kristine decide."   "I want Demoss." says Zombie Kristine, "Elfin is too gay."   "I am not gay." says Elfin. "I'll take Elizagretch then. See if I was gay I would have taken Count Desmondula."   "Count Desmondula you say?" says Jof, "okay you get him. Chinsey then gets Elizagretch. Enjoy your dates."   Jof then goes over to JB's side of the island where JB decides to try Stephen Centaur for the first time.

The Date That Never Was   "Sir," says Elizagretch, "I have something to tell you."   "What is it Elizagretch?" says Jof, "shouldn't you be on your date with Chinsey?"   "That's just it sir," says Elizagretch, "I don't think I can go on a date with Chinsey."   "Why is he dead?" says Jof, "that's great."   "No sir," says Elizagretch, "I think he is in a coma."   "A coma?" says Jof, "just cause his slutty girlfriend screwed a demon and then killed herself. This isn't good. How are we going to get him to kill himself if he is in a coma?"   "Sir may I make a suggestion?" says Elizagretch. "I think he should be disqualified."   "Well I guess we could do that." says Jof, "maybe I can change the rules so that if you are in a coma then the ghouls are allowed to feast on your brains."   "That would be an odd rule change sir," says Elizagretch, "but I am sure Zombie Kristine would approve."   "Yeah that is a pretty lame rule." says Jof, "oh well just disqualify him and throw him off the island."   "He is in a coma," says Elizagretch, "if I throw him off the island he will drown."   "Hey what he does off the island is really none of my business, just do it." says Jof.

Elfin and Count Desmondula's Second Date   "I must say I am surprise you chose me as your date." says Count Desmondula, "you seemed miserable on our first date."   "I was miserable," says Elfin, "and I didn't choose you. I chose Elizagretch and Jof misunderstood me."   "Goodness, I can see this is going to be a pleasurable experience." says Count Desmondula. "For our date we are going to be going to a small run down hotel in West Baltimore for a Star Wars RPG tournament."   "Oh God!" says Elfin. Before he can say anything else, the two magically appear in a dank hotel room filled with smoke.   "Elfin I'd like you to meet my friends who'll we will be playing with for the next day." says Count Desmondula. "This is Pat Wadener. This is Jail Rain Smith. This little guy over here cranking in the corner is Rickety Rack."   "Nice to meet you." says Pat. "So how long you been into the world of RPG."   "Please don't talk to me." says Elfin.   "Fine," says Pat, "So Count Desmondula, you weren't here so you were missing the conversation. See I was telling Jail Rain how I just had a long weekend."   "Did you do a lot this weekend?" asks Count Desmondula.   "No it wasn't long cause I did something," begins Pat, "It was long cause I called in sick Friday making it three days."   "You feeling better though?" asks Count Desmondula.   "Actually I wasn't sick at all," says Pat, "I just made that up so I could have a long weekend."   "Long weekend, huh?" interrupts Jail Rain. "So what did you do that made it so long?"   "Oh God," says Elfin, "I think I am going to cry."

Quotes from Next Week's All New Temptation Island of Death   "Really, you aren't upset?" asks Zombie Kristine.   "Sir, something happened last night?" says Elizagretch.   "Hey Elfin," says Rickety Rack, "wanna hit it?"