Episode 7 Days 9 & 10

JB and Stephen Centaur's First Date   "So what are we going to do on our date Mr. Centaur?" asks JB.     "I thought I would take you somewhere special." says Stephen Centaur, "I though I would take you to the Forbidden Forest. I have some buddies there named Bane and Ronan that I want to introduce you to."   "Not sure if I am familiar with the Forbidden Forest." says JB. "Where is it?"   "Oh, it is in England." says Stephen Centaur. "It is a magical place with centaurs, big spiders, and unicorns."   "Sounds like a cool place," says JB, "will I need a jacket?"   "You might want to get one." says Stephen Centaur. "We'll probably be sleeping under the stars."

Demoss and Zombie Kristine's Second Date   "I am glad you choose me over Elfin." says Demoss.   "Come on silly," says Zombie Kristine, "like you were ever in doubt. I didn't like him. He told me if I got naked for him then he would kill himself. Then he never did."   "So he did see you naked," says Demoss, "that bastard. After this date I am going to kick his ass."   "Lets not think about Elfin now," says Zombie Kristine, "this is our time. So I thought for our date we could go to the Drive-In. They are showing a Crocodile Dundee marathon. All three movies back to back."   "I love Crocodile Dundee." says Demoss, "he is so clever. 'That's not a knife, this is a knife.' That line kills me every time I see it."   "I don't have a car though," says Zombie Kristine, "so I just killed this family and took theirs."   "You did that for me?" says Demoss, "you are so sweet!"   In the blink of an eye Zombie Kristine and Demoss were sitting together in a car watching Crocodile Dundee in LA. One thing leads to another and before Mick Dundee says his first clever line the two are all over each other. As the two are kissing Zombie Kristine begins to choke a little on her own puke and accidentally bites Demoss' tongue. "Ouch!" says Demoss, "you bite my tongue."   "I did what?" says Zombie Kristine, "oh no, I am so sorry Demoss. I didn't mean to."   "It's okay baby," says Demoss, "the pain is already gone. Though I am getting hungry."   "Demoss you don't understand." says Zombie Kristine. "When a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie. I bit you so..."   "Is that why I have a sudden urge for brains?" says Demoss.   "That would be it." says Zombie Kristine, "I am so sorry. I didn't mean to .."   "Settle down." interrupts Zombie Demoss, "it's okay. I am not mad. Hell I might like this whole zombie deal. How about you and I go to the snack bar and get us some brains."   "Really, you aren't upset?" asks Zombie Kristine.   "Nope not at all." returns Zombie Demoss.

Day 10

Bad Night   "Sir, something happened last night?" says Elizagretch.   "Please tell me it was something good." returns Jof.   "Sorry sir," says Elizagretch, "but Zombie Kristine accidentally turned Demoss into a zombie last night. In other words breaking the number one rule that ghouls can't kill contestants."   "Crap," complains Jof, "this isn't suppose to be happening. We have four contestants gone now and only one, Lydia, killed herself. Two were killed by ghouls and the other was disqualified."   "Sorry sir," says Elizagretch.   "Okay we are going to up the ante." says Jof, "any ghoul that can get one of the remaining two contestants to kill themselves will get .. "   "Sir?" says Elizagretch.   "I haven't thought of anything yet." says Jof, "wait I know. Every ghoul who successfully gets a contestant to kill themselves get to leave the island and doesn't have to come back for Temptation Island of Death 2."   "Wow sir," says Elizagretch. "With that incentive I am sure the remaining contestants won't make it to the third week."   "Good, this game is too stressful anyway." says Jof. "I want to get back to my really scary stories."

Crise Bunny's Revenge   "Okay, now Crise Bunny will sneak." says Jail Rain.   "You gotta roll the dice dude." returns Pat.   "Why?" asks Jail Rain.   "We've been playing this stupid Star Wars RPG all night for crise sake!" interrupts Elfin "haven't you figured out the rules yet? If your stupid Ewok character Crise Bunny wants to sneak you have to roll the damn dice."   "Sorry fellow," says Jail Rain, "I must have been talking to Pat about his weekend when that rule was discussed. Speaking of which how was your weekend Pat?"   "It was long," says Pat, "not cause I did anything but because I called in sick on Friday."   "Feeling any better?" asks Count Desmondula.   "Enough!" barks Elfin, "I have had enough! For the past twelve hours all I have heard about this damn long weekend. Doesn't anyone ever talk about anything else?"   "Hey Elfin," says Rickety Rack, "wanna hit it?"   "I AM NOT GAY!" yells Elfin, "that's it, I'm done. You've done it. I can't take this anymore. I give up!" Elfin then opens the third floor window and plummets to his death.   "I did it! I did it!" cheers Count Desmondula. "I got one. Thanks guys you were awesome tonight."   "What did we do?" asks Pat.   "That whole long weekend thing was brilliant. I gotta get back. You guys are awesome." says Count Desmondula as he leaves.   "What do you suppose he's talking about?" asks Pat.   "I don't know." says Jail Rain. "So I was meaning to ask you Pat, how was your weekend?"   "Man let me tell you, it was long." returns Pat.

Back in the Habit   "So Stephen Centaur, how did your date with JB go?" asks Booga-Bert.   "Pretty well, but I don't think I am any closer to getting him to kill himself as I was before." says Stephen Centaur.   "Did you hear, Count Desmondula got Elfin." says Booga-Bert. "JB is the last contestant left."   "I feel sorry for the little guy. He is going to have everyone after him." says Stephen Centaur.   "Anyway Jof is having an all ghoul meeting in a few minutes, we better head on over there." returns Booga-Bert.

The Home Stretch   "Okay everyone is here. We have a few matters of business we must deal with first." says Jof. "Zombie Kristine, you have been disqualified for killing Demoss. Ghouls are not allowed to kill contestants, how many times do I have to go over that rule."   "I am sorry sir." says Zombie Kristine, "I will be out of here by dusk."   "Very well," says Jof, "also I would like to congratulate Count Desmondula for successfully riding the world of Elfin. For his efforts he is also excused from the island. Though with his head held high."   "Speech!" yells Stephen Centaur.   "Well I am going to miss you all." says Count Desmondula. "I would like to thank you all for your continued support. I would also like to thank my Maryland buddies Rickety Rack, Jail Rain Smith, and Pat Wadener. I would also like to thank .."   "Thanks enough Desmondula, leave." interrupts Jof, "that leaves us with you four ghouls: Elizagretch, Stephen Centaur, Booga-Bert, and Markenstein. Your task is simple. I want JB dead. I've decided to make one last rule change. The rule where you aren't allowed to kill the contestant yourself, that rule is gone. I am tired and want to go home. The ghoul that kills JB will not only prove that he is the ultimate ghoul but I will also give him the title of the winner of Temptation Island of Death. May the worst ghoul win."

Quotes from Next Week's Stunning Conclusion of Temptation Island of Death   "What's the secret?" asks JB.   "It's not your Java mug!" says JB. "I saw it first."   "That's it, our chance to get him." says Stephen Centaur.