Episode 8 Day 11

Day 11

Zombie See, Zombie Do   The previous day JB returned from his date with Stephen Centaur very tired and went straight to bed. The next morning is here and JB finds it strange that none of the ghouls are around until he sees a familiar face. "Demoss, is that you?" asks JB.   "Well sort of," says Zombie Demoss, "I am a zombie now."   "How did that happen?" asks JB.   "Oh, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend. JB this is Zombie Kristine." says Zombie Demoss.   "I see," says JB.   "Anyway we came here to warn you," says Zombie Demoss. "Last night Zombie Kristine was at a meeting of the ghouls. Apparently you are the final contestant."   "Alright!" says JB, "I kick ass."   "No, that's not a good thing." says Zombie Demoss. "Jof has changed the rules again. Now the point of the game is to see which remaining ghoul can kill you first."   "You mean get me to kill myself first right?" says JB.   "No JB," says Zombie Demoss, "kill you."   "Oh crap, what are we going to do?" asks JB.   "I was thinking about it." says Zombie Demoss, "and if we kill the ghouls first, then they can't kill you."   "How can you kill a ghoul?" asks JB. "They are already dead."   "Being a ghoul myself now," says Zombie Demoss, "I see that isn't exactly the case. There are different levels of dead. So most ghouls can be killed again. You just have to know the secret."   "What's the secret?" asks JB.   "To kill a ghoul," begins Zombie Demoss, "you gotta make them watch Citizen Kane."   "Oh my God." says JB, "that is a horrible movie."   "I know, it is so bad, not even a ghoul can survive it." says Zombie Demoss.

One Night Event   "Hey Booga-Bert," says Stephen Centaur, "you seen JB any where today? It is like he disappeared."   "No one has seen him." says Booga-Bert. "Have you seen this flyer though?"   "No, what does it say?" asks Stephen Centaur.   "It says," begins Booga-Bert, "Tonight, one night only, special Temptation Island of Death screening of Citizen Kane."   "I heard that movie sucks ass." says Stephen Centaur.   "Yeah I heard that too," says Booga-Bert, "but look here what it says at the bottom: JB will be there."   "That's it, our chance to get him." says Stephen Centaur.   "The movie starts at seven!" returns Booga-Bert.

Rosebud   At seven o'clock Stephen Centaur, Booga-Bert, Elizagretch, and Markenstein all gather around the movie screen that has been set up on the island. Zombie Demoss is there to introduce the film. "I am glad you all could make it to this special screening of Citizen Kane. The movie will start momentarily."   "Hey were is JB?" asks Elizagretch, "the flyer says JB is going to be here."   "Don't worry," says Zombie Demoss, "he is on his way and will be here before the movie ends."   From the back of the screen, Zombie Kristine starts up the movie. "Hey Zombie Demoss, we better get going." says Zombie Kristine. "It isn't safe to be around when this movie is playing."   "I know," says Zombie Demoss. "I hope this works though for JB's sake, let's get out of here."   The movie plays and all four ghouls become engrossed. "I am starving, think they have any snowcaps at the concession stand?" asks Stephen Centaur.   "I don't know dude." says Booga-Bert, "don't talk during the movie. We are about to figure out who Rosebud is."   "I am so hungry though," says Stephen Centaur, "I am going to go check."   While Stephen Centaur is looking for food the movie comes to end. "Rosebud was the damn sled!" barks Booga-Bert, "this movie sucks ass. Wait a minute what's happening to me?"   "I think we are being sucked back to Hell." says Elizagretch. "That ending was so lame it is killing us."   "Oh well, who wants to live in a world with shit like Citizen Kane anyway." says Booga-Bert and he disappears.

The Epic Showdown   JB comes out from his hiding place to see Booga-Bert, Elizagretch, and Markenstein have been killed once again. Stephen Centaur is no where to be found. Well that is until he comes around the corner alive an well.   "Didn't have any snowcaps but they did have jujubees." says Stephen Centaur. "Hey what happened here? JB!"   "Stephen Centaur!" says JB, "did you see the end of the movie?"   "No I was out getting food." returns Stephen Centaur. "I can't help it if I was hungry."   "Okay," says JB, "I know you are suppose to kill me but hear me out first. If you let me live I'll give you everything I got. I'll give you my car. I'll give you my computer. I'll give you my Java mug."   "Java mug?" says Stephen Centaur. "That's my Java mug. You have it?"   "It's not your Java mug!" says JB. "I saw it first."   "Why you little!" says Stephen Centaur as he gallops toward JB and tramples him. "It's my Java mug now, loser!"

The Winner   "Well Stephen Centaur, you did it." says Jof. "You killed JB. That makes you the official winner of Temptation Island of Death."   "I am so proud." says Stephen Centaur.   "You don't even know the best part yet." says Jof. "I have decided after giving it a lot of thought that the reality game thing just isn't for me. So I am handing the rights and duties of Temptation Island of Death 2 to you."   "But I don't want them." says Stephen Centaur.   "Sorry dude," says Jof, "shouldn't have won then. I am out of here."

Jof's Final Rap   "Well," begins Jof, "that's it. I hope you enjoyed Temptation Island of Death. It was really quite a wild ride. It ended earlier than I thought it would but when you run out of contestants what else are you going to do. I think my foray into the reality game genre worked out pretty good. Though I might stick to really scary stories for a while. C-ya."