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A Message From Your Host
Welcome to Hell. Actually, this isn't Hell, it is much worse, this is
my reality show, Temptaition Island of Death. I know what you
are thinking, how can a man of pure evil such as myself come up with
the idea of a reality show. It was really quite simple. I was watching
Temptation Island on FOX and thought to myself, "this show would
be a lot better if the contestants would die." So I got to thinking,
maybe I could put some couples on an island and instead of just
seeing if they could stay together I would also see if they could
survive. Instead of tempting them with sexy singles, I would
get of bunch of my Hell buddies to come up and do the tempting. They
would not only try to get the contestants to dump their significant
others but they would try to get them to kill themselves and go
to Hell. I made a point that the contestants would have to
kill themselves. I didn't want my Hell buddies to kill anyone
cause that would be too easy. After some thought I decided I would
let the contestants kill their own partners too. Wouldn't that be
something? I fleshed out the rest of the rules and I had my own
reality show.
I personally hand selected all the couples and ghouls that
will be competing in this event. To learn about them just click
on their lovely pictures to the right.
I am sure Temptation Island of Death is going to be
an even bigger success than my really scary stories. I will be
acting as host so if anything goes wrong, and boy do I hope it does,
I will be there to clean up the mess by whatever means necessary.
Well I hope you enjoy the show. If you don't then you can
just to Hell.
- Jof
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