A Message From Your Host

  Welcome to Hell. Actually, this isn't Hell, it is much worse, this is my reality show, Temptaition Island of Death. I know what you are thinking, how can a man of pure evil such as myself come up with the idea of a reality show. It was really quite simple. I was watching Temptation Island on FOX and thought to myself, "this show would be a lot better if the contestants would die." So I got to thinking, maybe I could put some couples on an island and instead of just seeing if they could stay together I would also see if they could survive. Instead of tempting them with sexy singles, I would get of bunch of my Hell buddies to come up and do the tempting. They would not only try to get the contestants to dump their significant others but they would try to get them to kill themselves and go to Hell. I made a point that the contestants would have to kill themselves. I didn't want my Hell buddies to kill anyone cause that would be too easy. After some thought I decided I would let the contestants kill their own partners too. Wouldn't that be something? I fleshed out the rest of the rules and I had my own reality show.
  I personally hand selected all the couples and ghouls that will be competing in this event. To learn about them just click on their lovely pictures to the right.
  I am sure Temptation Island of Death is going to be an even bigger success than my really scary stories. I will be acting as host so if anything goes wrong, and boy do I hope it does, I will be there to clean up the mess by whatever means necessary. Well I hope you enjoy the show. If you don't then you can just to Hell.

- Jof

 
Jofs Temptation Island of Death