Name: Booga-Bert
Ghoul Type: Boogy Man
Hometown: Parkersburg
Current Home: Hell

  In the town of Parkersburg, West Virginia lived a young man named Bert. Bert was an bike-aholic. All Bert did was ride his bike. He didn't eat, he didn't sleep, he didn't make love to his sweet wife, he didn't even watch South Park. All he did was ride his bike. Eventually this behavior started to change Bert. His wife was the first to notice it. Bert had become an odd blue color. Not only that but he had become increasingly evil. Bert started riding at night without reflectors. He wouldn't use the proper hand signals when making turns. He wouldn't yield to pedestrians. He was out of control. Eventually his wife couldn't take it anymore and she slashed his bike tires. After seeing what she had done Bert then slashed her throat and then his own. This behavior got him a one way ticket to Hell.