The Vindictive Crane

Once there was this really pissed off crane. Just so you don't get confused from the get go, this crane was a bird not a big machine that lifts heavy objects; I don't think those kind of cranes can get pissed off. Anyway this crane was pissed off because some jerk had taken a leak in the lake the crane liked to wade in. The thing that pissed the crane off the most was the fact he had been wading right there in front of the jerk when he whipped it out and started peeing. The jerk didn't think nothing of it; he just knew he had to pee bad and thought the lake would be a good place to do it. Unfortunately for the jerk this wasn't your average crane; this crane didn't just get pissed off and go home and cry to his crane buddies; no this crane got revenge. So the crane waded around in the lake for the jerk to return. A few hours later a little girl and a little boy came by. They had a little sailboat and released it into the lake. The crane assumed these children must be children of the jerk who had peed in the lake. So he waddled over toward the sailboat and picked it up in his beak. He then flipped his long crane neck; releasing the grip from his beak; and sending the sailboat flying deep into the center of the lake. The two children looked up at the crane and then began to cry. About this time the jerk returned to the lake. The crane could tell he was now drunk and looking for another place to pee. This time the jerk stopped short of the lake; whipped it out; and proceeded to pee on the two crying children. At this point the crane had a sudden feeling of guilt; these must not be the jerk's children. The crane then swam out and rescued the sailboat. He returned it to the two urine stained children. The two children, still covered in the jerk's pee, rejoiced. Now that was a scary story. The whole concept of never knowing when some jerk is going to pee on or near you is a scary one. I know I'll be wearing my slicker from this point on.

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