Wadener University
DEPARTMENT OF DISHONESTY

Department of Dishonesty

  The Department of Dishonesty is the greatest department ever. We have over 9 million faculty with over 3 billions years experience. Every student in the Department of Dishonesty graduates and goes on to make over a million dollars a year. Without the Department of Dishonesty there wouldn't be a Wadener University

  The Department of Dishonesty makes its home in Mulva Hall (MH). Some classes though are taught inside the Statue of Liberty while others are taught on the Titanic.

  The following classes are offered by the Department of Dishonesty:
  • DH 100 Taking Long Weekends
  • DH 131 Elementary Lying I
  • DH 132 Elementary Lying II
  • DH 202 History of Lying
  • DH 235 Exaggerating Truths
  • DH 240 Falsehood Management
  • DH 285 Persuasive Lying
  • DH 300 Dishonesty for Procrastinators
  • DH 361 Modern Dishonesty I
  • DH 362 Modern Dishonesty II
  • DH 395 Logic of Lying
  • DH 405 Excuse Making
  • DH 410 Advanced Lying Techniques
  • DH 480 Image Protection
  • DH 505 False Trust
  • DH 510 Politics
  • DH 515 Fictitious State
  • DH 575 Perjury
Mulva Hall
Mulva Hall