WADENER UNIVERSITY MARIO BUTTS

Wadener University was looking for the perfect mascot. A mascot was needed that would represent the university and be used as a nickname for the school's sporting teams. Several suggestions were tossed about. The Pigs, the Sloths, and the Midgets were all carefully looked over and eventually ruled out. Finally a mascot was chosen, the Mario Butts. These silly little fellows who can always be found bent over with their pants riding low was the perfect fit for the university. It was voted on and the Mario Butts passed through the board with an unanimous vote. Wadener University had its mascot, the Mario Butts.

MARIO BUTTS FIGHT SONG
Go, go Mario Butts Kick them losers in the nuts Spit in their face and pull out their guts Go, go Mario Butts	Mario Butts, win it for Pat Mario Butts, wipe them under the mat Mario Butts, throw around your fat Mario Butts, you dirty old rat
Mario Butts, I see your crack Mario Butts, king of slack Mario Butts, what a hack Mario Butts, watch your back	Go, go Mario Butts Kick them losers in the nuts Spit in their face and pull out their guts Go, go Mario Butts
Go, go Mario Butts Kick them losers in the nuts Spit in their face and pull out their guts Go, go Mario Butts