So you want to hit it?

  Rickety Rack Community College, where losers go to get lucky. RRCC was created from a dream. A dream that everyone, no matter how ugly they were, no matter how stupid they were, and no matter how socially inept they were, could go there and learn how to get themselves hooked up. RRCC would make the impossible possible. RRCC would help everyone achieve satisfaction.

  RRCC is the single community college of Wadener University. It is located directly across Pat Wadener Avenue from the University in the Maryland city of Joppatowne. RRCC regularly enrolls approximately 4,000 students. RRCC only offers two year programs, so complete degrees must be obtained through a joint effort of RRCC and WU. For more information contact:

  RRCC offers a wide variety of studies not offered at any other colleges in the country. At RRCC students can learn just about anything and everything they would want to know about sex. If your parents knew what you learned at RRCC they'd probably drop dead.

  RRCC always has a wide variety of social activities. RRCC has a large Greek population as well as many homo, bi, and heterosexual clubs where the only membership requirement is working genitals.

  Let RRCC be your cathouse away from home. For more information about attending RRCC please contact: